Brie™

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

i want to be as healthy and as beautiful as a grazing wild ox.

wild oxen are smelly and gross

Then smell me, be disgusted by me, I am freely myself. I am me.

my mind is sprung with creatures galore

Fucked up that I find uniforms sexy but also have an intense hatred for most institutions (police, the military etc) that have them. Where does that leave me

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage

"Y'all" <- y'all

"hey fuckers" - casual, ambiguous

"attention, freaks. It's me." -dhmis quote

I just say "you" with a broad gesture

"chat" <- let's everyone know you would put any of them into the grinder without hesitation

mothers and fuckers of the jury

humans & co

Fellow creatures

just start talking without addressing anyone at all, watch as they each tune in to whatever ridiculous shit you're saying

killers and vagabonds, liars and thieves

“Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring!”

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.