DIE YOUNG.

i was gonna say i can’t wait til i’m actually your husband because. i love you and. shit. you already knew this are you happy now

really happy.

you gonna make out with me or what?

can i please hear what you were going to say

eh this conversation was a bad idea im gonna go

you're a sister to me, theo! it's cool. i'm not upset, actually i was, but only because i've been buggin' you all this time. but then you said that stuff about bein' okay and i felt a bit better. 

IM sorry for acting like a baby

you don't have anything to apologize for, theo. 

have i mentioned you’re evil?

yeah, you have. a lot, t-b-h.

jaaaaaaamie

theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo

um. just some gay stuff about. being your husband. and stuff.

that's a killer topic.

that’s what i thought.

can you tell me what you were gonna say first

seriously? this is the only time in recorded history you’re not horny??

okay maybe i am a lil bit.

is there anything i can do to distract you from this conversation right now?

hm..... nadda.

no. it was not. but it’s true.

theeeeeen, what was it?

[nate voice] up