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I would have absolutely zero issues with my hair if I was able to stop touching it constantly

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Weirdest nicknames for my cats:

Nico -> gubbins (idk how this one even originated from his name)

Sargent Slaughter -> tarchy (her nickname is sarge, which sounds like starch, so starchy without the s)

OCD so fun 🤑 finding gray hairs (I’m only 25) and I go thru these awesome fun periods where everything is literally terrifying no matter how mundane

#if the government could distill how my brain functions day to day #they would use it for MKultra style touture #yes im unmedicated I HATE antidepressants

I have GOT to stop doomscrolling I have so much anime to watch and books to read and pictures to draw and hobbies to do reddit and insta reals do not deserve my precious time on this earth.

#unfortunately big mouth (Netflix) counts as an anime in the context of this post #but having haibane and turn A gundam also on that list balances it #I have… SO many books I need to read…

I probably won’t be getting any last minute wedding day confessions from past flings on account of the fact that almost everyone I dated b4 my current partner has the impression that I’m insane

#PMDD

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Need to voice this in a post bc it is giving me OCD for no readon:

- I am almost halfway thru cassiel’s servant and it’s making me want to re read Kushiel’s dart BADDDD

- I’m concerned about being trapped in an endless loop of re reading all 10 books if I do so though

- I will need to show self control and re read ONLY Kushiel’s dart and save my first reread of the whole series for later this year or the beginning of next year so I have time to read some other stuff and make the re read feel fresh

- I can read another book in tandem with my kushdart only reread

- I am allowed to read the same book twice in one year this fear was spawned by goodreads and if I can’t kick it goodreads has gotta go (I would rather not delete it bc I like the record of what I have read so I’m going to be strong)

You obsessively google hair dryer attachments for multiple hours ONE TIME and your algorithm gets fucked forever apparently

#free me from the hair dryer ads #I already have one!!! that’s why I was googling!!!!

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Trying to have rational argument on reddit with a pop girl stan who just wants to start shit it feels like diffusing a bomb

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Why does arguing with really annoying people online trigger my OCD so bad about them hating me let me break this down

1. Arguing online is some people’s only hobby

2. They are not going to come to my house and murder me over boys spoilers

3. I can block

4. Who gaf if this person hates me their opinion is dirt!

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Okay #blocked even though it may be read as cowardly I just DO NOTTTT wanna deal with this chick any more :/

#I think a block is a good point to end it on bc she seems a bit #twitterbrained and insane #and if I don’t cut it off my ocd will go wild

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Trying to have rational argument on reddit with a pop girl stan who just wants to start shit it feels like diffusing a bomb

homunculid

Why does arguing with really annoying people online trigger my OCD so bad about them hating me let me break this down

1. Arguing online is some people’s only hobby

2. They are not going to come to my house and murder me over boys spoilers

3. I can block

4. Who gaf if this person hates me their opinion is dirt!

Trying to have rational argument on reddit with a pop girl stan who just wants to start shit it feels like diffusing a bomb

#like girl u are on level 10 for a level 2 issue at most

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I do think I may have irreversibly changed the course of several dudes lives in college…

#I was very irresponsible

Trying really hard to not have a complex abt the way that I was treated in college

#everything is fine now bc the Instigator of The Bullshit has moved #but IT HURTSSSS knowing there was a big chunk of time #where my friends were all happy + close #and I was depressed and thinking they all hated me #bc of *****’s influence I’d bet

If I make a sort of targeted observation will you guys be mad at me?

#I probably won’t drop this take bc it’s like whacking a beehive

I think I have fully given up on being a Popular Instagram Artist (I refuse to do reels and I don’t want to do commissions) because the modern concept of fame even on a small scale is genuinely very disgusting to me it feels like selling your soul to become a little dancing monkey for parasocial freaks forever

#if I get popular it will be by mistake

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Literally need to go crazy and start killing ppl so bad ❤️🤪

#the fact that I straight up don’t remember posting this 3 days ago #LUTEAL PHASE!

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Literally need to go crazy and start killing ppl so bad ❤️🤪

#luteal phase

Imagine:

Your situationship who wants you to marry him dies before you can break up with him

Pull up to new city after being raised in a cave with just your mom for 16 years

Immediately hit by a car

Taken to the house of the guy that hit you and nursed back to health

Go to learn the arts of sexual pleasure to impress this guy and the person who’s gonna teach you is SURPRISE! Mistress of guy who hit you with his car (and also the literal queen of the country)

Guy who hit you with car that you want to sleep with does sleep with you, but also grooms you and makes you summon demons

#happened to my good friend moirin #GIRL GET OUT OF THEREEEEE

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