Billy 🐈‍⬛

' Stu and I were walking back to my house and Lamastu ran up to me when he saw me. He's a good kitty. '

' Stu apparently left while I was asleep, and this is the fucking note he leaves?? Didn't even write when he'll be back. Whatever, why do I even try to understand him at this point? '

' ... What the fuck. I mean— no? Why is that a question? '

' he's lucky he has a big dick or he would be dead already ngl. He's the worst person ever but at least he's good at following orders. Plus, I count the slutty waist. But if he loses all of that he's dead. Pretty privilege at its finest. '

' my personal favorite movie is Psycho. Stu's is Halloween because he's a basic fucking bitch. Anyway, we're about to put the first movie on and Stu fucking moaned as I said "put it in already." I hate him I really do. '

' Stu and I are gonna watch movies all night if anyone wants to come over and join. (Stu is forcing me to ask please don't come over.) '

' Well, I made it to Stus. He's being... Stu... Right now, so he's very knowingly pissing me off. I punched him. Multiple times. Tatum, get your fucking boyfriend or I swear to god. '

' dad hid my fucking cigarettes, so I tore up his room looking for them while he was at work. Obviously, I found them. Prolly gonna stay at Stus for the night. '

' hate this fucking school. At least I get to hang out with my friends after the genuine torture that is attending. Fuck Principle Himbry 🖕 '