relapse regress recycle

after the events of 10x05 fanfiction when dean is reminded of adam’s existence AND the fact that he’s still in the cage he says to sam, like, “hey, do you think we should, like, do something about that? try to save him?” and sam thinks about the two hundred years in the cage where michael & adam were too busy batting their eyelashes at each other and comparing hand sizes to prevent literally any of the personalized torture sam was facing by way of the devil and he’s like “nah i’m good actually. fuck them kids”

adam as himself and michael presenting himself in the cage as a visualization of adam’s body the way lucifer appeared to sam as nick holding their hands up together giggling like “omg theyre the EXACT same size” and out of focus in the far background sam’s in the active process of getting crucified

i cant believe "ill kill the pretty one" "theyre equally pretty" "ill kill the small one then" is like . actual dialogue that happened on supernatural . about dean and cas

in the end. they made it gay on purpose

they "haha gay"ed too close to the sun

jack kerouac went on one gayass road trip and now we have to deal with all of this