fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

guys i have an idea for a movie it's about a musician ☺️ and it's a biopic 🤩 and it tells their story 🧐 because even though they were famous 🥳 they also had some struggles 😔 but also some good moments too 😊 don't you want to come relive their wikipedia page 🤗

@boozytiramisu

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

bjork girlfriend era?!?

BJORK GIRLFRIEND ERA!!!!!!