Hello.

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

ni mi castillo, ni mi vampiro.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

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if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

You have 4 minced messages

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

red 40 has medicinal properties

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

youre pissing me off

omg im on my second ice cream cone sorry i need to smile so bad

its almost time for my next dose of candy