* ADMINISTER JUSTICE.

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”

“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”

“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”

“I dare you to kiss me.”

“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”

“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”

“Why is your hand on my ass?”

“Cuddle with me.”

“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”

“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”

“Are you trying to turn me on?”

“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”

“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”

“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”

“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”

“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”

“When did you get so beautiful?”

“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”

“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”

“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”

“Why’d you let go of me?”

“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”

“I kissed you because we were drunk.”

“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”

“Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”

“I wish we could stay like this forever…”

“I had this dream where we were dating.”

“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”

“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”

“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 

“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”

“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”

“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”

“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”

“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”

“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”

“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”

“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”

“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”

“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”

“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”

“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”

“We would make a pretty good couple.”

“The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”

“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”

feel free to edit when necessary !

“Are they time-travelling?”

“Both of them seem dubious as hell.”

“Call it a hunch.”

“Did you just fart?”

“Do try to kill me!”

“Doctors need to write.”

“Don’t listen to children!”

“Fuck humanity.”

“Fuck that, let’s go.”

“Get me the fuck out of here.”

“How do you go that wrong?!”

“I’m bad at feeling.”

“I’m gonna go on record. This is a bad idea.”

“I’m good. I’ll just sign up for karate or something.”

“I’m itchin’ for the tables.”

“I’m not a Bigfoot, I’m a human being.”

“I didn’t get to do all the things on my bucket list.”

“I don’t know if this is a sign, but I’m in the bathroom at this bar, and this mirror literally has blood dripping from it.”

“I feel like a very fancy lord.”

“I got a new toy.”

“I just realized what I got myself into. Again.”

“I like that he was just sorta riffin’ at the time, and everyone just went with it.”

“I ran out of evil people to think of.”

“I think it’s a little more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things.”

“I think that you should show them that you demand to be respected.”

“I think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up.”

“I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument.”

“It’s a very old piece of footage. But so is Die Hard. It’s still good.”

“It’s me, ya boi.”

“Just say something, you don’t have to get violent.”

“Let’s burn it all down.”

“Mob guys… thought you were tough guys.”

“Nice sunset. Enjoy it, it’s the last you’re ever gonna see.”

“Plunge us into darkness!”

“Really, you should come through dancing.”

“Show up, murder me!”

“So it was aliens?”

“Tell that story in a bar.”

“That’s a big foot.”

“That’s where he writes sonnets.”

“The sign out front says ‘go away’.”

“There are certain elements that don’t seem to add up, but when you put them together… baby, they sing!”

“They’re really just getting boned by fate right now. This is just not a good time for them.”

“They laughed and told me I was an idiot to my face.”

“This is beautiful!”

“This is like Satan’s cement butthole.”

“This is the place where nightmares are made.”

“This whole ship is bullshit.”

“Those people fucking danced until they died.”

“Wait, are we agreeing right now?”

“We’re alive, just like you! Let’s go down to the pub.”

“We done it now.”

“We have fun.”

“We never stay anywhere nice.”

“What about the demons? Are they here?”

“What if you go fuck yourself, how about that?”

“What in the fuck is that?”

“Why don’t you come in here and give us the business, huh?”

“You’re a beaut. I love your bones.”

“You’re a ghost hunter.”

“You and the fucking people in France.”

“You can etch yourself, sir.”

“You go first!”

“You gotta fucking calm down!”