Holliano

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

hawkeye was right about the wearing bathrobes in situations generally deemed unfit for a bathrobe. this rules

one thing mash really did nail is the complete chaos of the male living space. i walked into my friend’s college apartment once and two of his roommates were completely hammered and trying to figure out how long it would take them to brew their own beer while the third one was working on his golf swing in the middle of the living room while smoking a cigar. tell me that’s not an opening shot of the swamp