holiday-chan's daily life

i think this accurately represents me

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I'm replaying the re4 remake and I just got to the clocktower with Salazar, and I thought to myself "y'know he hasn't really showed up a lot in this game" and then I remembered that everytime he's tried to speak to me I shoot the pipe to make him shut up

Hello sorry for an ask. I am very sick, I am a type 2 diabetic African American, transgender (mtf), homosexual with a fetish for anime girls with giant horse cocks. I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, having just lost my lawyering liscence after a bunch of shit, I don't even know how to explain it without sounding like a schizophrenic... wait a second I am schizophrenic. I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, my wife left me for a woman before I realized that I, too, was lesbian and refuses to talk to me anymore. I have a drinking problem. I live in a cheap apartment and my clinically insane landlord keeps threatening to shoot me not because he hates transgenders or homosexuals but because I won't let him play minecraft on the Xbox 360 with me.