It’s Awfully Queer In Here

This is so soft of them…..💕 

Anacostia:Don’t stay up all night, Raelle. Last time you got this sleep-deprived you tried to eat your own shirt.

~~~~~~~~~~~

*Sometime during Basic*

Raelle:*standing on a ladder* I’m scared

Anacostia:Do you trust me Raelle?

Raelle:Yeah

Anacostia:Then come on Cadet

Raelle:*Falls backwards and hits the ground*

Anacostia:Rule number one, never trust anyone!

~~~~~~~~~~~

Anacostia:Adopt kids they said. It’ll be fun they said.

Tally:*in the kitchen*Put it out! Put it out!

Raelle:it’s too big to smother! Get the anti-flamethrower!

Abigail:It’s called a fire extinguisher!

*glass breaking, An explosion, and screaming*

Anacostia:Don’t listen to them, it’s not fun.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Raelle:Have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Anacostia:I keep a list in your file

Anacostia:It’s alphabetized

~~~~~~~~~~~

Anacostia:Why are your shoes wet?

Tally:There was a puddle

Anacostia:Why did you step in it?

Tally:It was a puddle

~~~~~~~~~~~

Anacostia:So, you lied to me?

Scylla:That depends on how you define lying?

Anacostia:Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Scylla:Reclining your body in a horizontal position

~~~~~~~~~~~

Anacostia:I can’t believe none of you wished me a happy Mother’s Day

Izadora:You’re not a mother

Anacostia:*pointing to the core four* Are you fucking kidding?!

~~~~~~~~~~~

Anacostia:Scylla! Is that blood on your face?

Scylla:Yeah but it’s not mine