Macadellic

We can go from cuddles to cumming real quick.

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

what’s the next fetish y’all gonna start in 2016 

Consistency and communication

NO

This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.

I swear to god this is the purest thing

Please put this back wherever it came from…..

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

reblog if you dont have a bra on

OMFG?

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it