Parsley ♡ they/them

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

I love this post because the replies are like "for anyone who doesn't know what nestle did, they benefited from [insert human rights violation here]" but nestle has done SO many fucked up things you get a different topic in every comment

Nestlé is LITERALLY the largest food company in the world and have one of the worst track records. Pls avoid their products if you can

Flint, Michigan

🦠 #my crobe

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

Could I sell a product called bomb? it wouldn't actually be a bomb it would just be called bomb. Is that okay? you could bring it with you on flights and if TSA asked you what it was, you could say 'its just bomb" for a wee laugh.

hey u missed ur shift on tumblr.com why aren’t u reblogging

I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad

The way people comment about adblock when this post was partially inspired by a bunch of weightloss ads I saw on a real physical subway station

God I love driving to work at 330 am when I'm flash banged by a digital billboard or advertisements for the 10+ megachurches on the highway

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

idk man when i was a kid i remember a lot of adults saying "if you can read and follow directions, you can cook" so i was like yes i can do these two things. doesn't seem that hard. and it wasn't! so it just always surprises me when i see people of any age who are capable of reading and following directions bemoaning how impossibly hard cooking is. like i know i'm always on this hobbyhorse but it just seems like a lot of people have never developed basic life skills and instead of going "oh wow that's embarrassing, i should learn and catch up" they instead get defensive and turn it into a learned-helplessness thing where they CAN'T POSSIBLY be expected to learn something that's SOOOO HARD. and suddenly somehow we're the oppressors for thinking it's weird that a grown adult can't grill themselves a cheese.