Be a true gentleman

And follow my blog. I think you will enjoy it..

*House Party jamming*

-Kanye pulls up with Bound 2 blasting in his car-

Sza- damn it! who told this nigga we were having a party?

Chance the Rapper- i swear i didn’t tweet anything this time

Jayz- *in a corner acting mad suspect* 

*kanye knocks on the door*

Kanye- Hey gang, i heard you guys were having a little get together

Childish Gambino- Yeaa.. kinda, but we’re about to shut things down in a bit.. sooo..

Kanye- *shoves his way in* nonsense Gambino o pal, the party is just getting started 

Childish Gambino- did this nigga just call me…..

Kanye- wow, looks like everyone really is here, thats great!

Kanye- you guys mind if i play one of my new songs, its straight fire.

Beyonce- oh no kanye sweetheart, like Donald said we’re about to shut things down and go soon..

Kanye- it’ll just be one song, i want you guys to leave here just as inspired as i am *plugs his phone into the AUX cord*

SchoolBoy Q- This nigga crazy for real huh

-Kanye plays poop di scoop on a 10 min loop-

Childish Gambino-

Kevin Hart- *peeks around the corner*

Rihanna- 

Chance the Rapper-

Kendrick Lamar-

Schoolboy Q-

Kanye-

Kid Cudi-

Any k9 snapchatter’s our there?

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

If you’ve been following me for a while (knottybitchh and knottybitchh1 before I’d been deleted the first times around), you’d know that I’d never asked for money because I never had to, but I’m so broke and desperate and a bitch has gotta eat somehow lmaoo.

The whole situation I’m in is pretty messy and I’m not trying to get you guys to feel bad or sad for me, or have you feel as if I’m projecting a sob story for your sympathy. I just need money to pay my rent and so I can eat during the week (I have a serving job, but I rely mostly on tips and since I go to school throughout the week I get really shitty hours). Also, because of the situation I’m in, I can’t exactly rely on my parents for support either. I’m really using this as a hopeful last resort ????

I’M NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HANDOUTS !!

if you venmo me $10 i’ll send a nude, for $15 i’ll send 2!

for $25 i’ll do a set of 4!

(once again i’m sorry for posting this but I’m really fuckn struggling out here on my own :( )