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teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah
they found LIVING sharks in an active underwater volcano recently i’m shaken
there is no god only shark

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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM PORTUGAL. THE MAN’S “EVIL FRIENDS” ALBUM (PART 1).
PLASTIC SOLDIERS.
“everything carries weight.” “everything is the same.” “i can’t keep my head up.” “i’d like to stay for my friends.” “i know you know that it’s over.” “i’d hate to seem so shallow.” “i can’t seem to find my way.” “you’ve got the time.” “the rest of us will live and die like plastic soldiers.”
CREEP IN A T-SHIRT.
“if i wanted to talk i would have called a friend.” “i’m better off alone.” “never was a child, i was born this way.” “i don’t know what i know.” “just because i lost it doesn’t mean i want it back.” “you don’t get it.” “i don’t fucking care.” “i don’t recall the crime.” “my memory has left me behind.”
EVIL FRIENDS.
“the world that sleeps in its lunacy has got nothing on me.” “it’s not that i’m evil.” “i got a friend in the devil.” “i can get so wound up.” “when i shouldn’t do it, i still do it.” “what you think’s got nothing to do with this.” “before you were born, i was already sinning.” “i just don’t like to pretend i could ever be your friend.” “i never needed a friend.”
MODERN JESUS.
“we got what you need.” “we can sell you dreams.” “you don’t need sympathy.” “they’ve got a pill for everything.” “don’t pray for us.” “the only rule we need is never giving up.” “the only faith we have is faith in us.” “who cares if hell awaits?” “we don’t need to prove nothing to you.” “we won’t sell you nothing you can’t use.”
HIP HOP KIDS.
“fuck those rock and rollers.” “all you hip hop kids think we give a shit.” “i’m your mother’s son.” “i just stand still, watch the world grow colder.” “i can’t change.” “i’ll just lay with my head in my hands.” “i’m not afraid to die.” “don’t care if i get older.” “i don’t cry.”
ATOMIC MAN.
“i know three’s a crowd.” “i can’t help it, i’m just so in the middle.” “i don’t know what i believe in.” “after you, hell should be easy.” “gotta get out if you wanna get in.” “it’s gotta destroy before it creates.” “the kids never listen.” “i’m atomic man, i’m the moon that pulls.”
BILLIE EILISH LYRICS STARTERS
Bad Guy
❛ I’m the bad guy, duh. ❜
❛ I do what I want when I’m wanting to. ❜
❛ I like it when you take control. ❜
❛ I’m only good at being bad. ❜
❛ But maybe it’s ‘cause I’m wearing your cologne. ❜
Xanny
❛ What is it about them? ❜
❛ Too intoxicated to be scared. ❜
❛ I don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❜
You Should See Me in a Crown
❛ You should see me in a crown. ❜
❛ I’m gonna run this nothing town. ❜
❛ Your silence is my favorite sound. ❜
❛ Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first? ❜
❛ If you think I’m pretty you should see me in a crown. ❜
All The Good Girls Go To Hell
❛ My Lucifer is lonely. ❜
❛ Can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❜
❛ All the good girls go to hell. ❜
❛ 'Cause even God herself has enemies. ❜
❛ There’s nothing left to save now. ❜
❛ My God is gonna owe me. ❜
Wish You Were Gay
❛ Baby, I don’t feel so good. ❜
❛ I just wanna make you feel okay. ❜
❛ I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay. ❜
❛ Is there a reason we’re not through? ❜
When The Party’s Over
❛ Don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜
❛ I’ve learned to lose, you can’t afford to. ❜
❛ I could lie, say I like it like that, like it like that. ❜
❛ I’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❜
❛ And I’ll call you when the party’s over. ❜
❛ But nothing is better, sometimes. ❜
8
❛ I know you don’t care, but can you listen? ❜
❛ So I think I better go. ❜
❛ I never really know how to please you. ❜
❛ Do you even feel anything? ❜
❛ I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be? ❜
My Strange Addiction
❛ Don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. ❜
❛ Take what I want when I wanna and I want ya. ❜
❛ Bad, bad news, one of us is gonna lose. ❜
❛ I’m the powder, you’re the fuse. Just add some friction. ❜
❛ You are my strange addiction. ❜
❛ Hurts, but I know how to hide it, kinda like it. ❜
❛ Tell me nothing lasts, like I don’t know. ❜
Bury A Friend
❛ What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me? ❜
❛ What are you wondering? What do you know? ❜
❛ Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me? ❜
❛ When we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❜
❛ I wanna end me. ❜
❛ It’s probably somethin’ that shouldn’t be said out loud. ❜
❛ Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜
❛ Bury the hatchet or bury a friend right now. ❜
Ilomilo
❛ Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie. ❜
❛ Where did you go? I should know. ❜
❛ But it’s cold and I don’t wanna be lonely. ❜
❛ So tell me you’ll come home, even if it’s just a lie. ❜
❛ The friends I’ve had to bury they keep me up at night. ❜
❛ I don’t care if it’s a lie. ❜
Listen Before I Go
❛ I wanna see the world when I stop breathing. ❜
❛ Tell me love is endless, don’t be so pretentious. ❜
❛ Leave me like you do. ❜
❛ Better hurry 'cause I’m leavin’ soon. ❜
❛ Sorry can’t save me now. ❜
❛ Sorry there’s no way out but down. ❜
❛ I’m not okay, I feel so scattered. ❜
❛ Call my friends and tell them that I love them. ❜
I Love You
❛ Say you were trying to make me laugh and nothing has to change today. ❜
❛ You didn’t mean to say I love you. ❜
❛ I love you and I don’t want to. ❜
❛ Maybe we should just try to tell ourselves a good lie. ❜
❛ The smile that you gave me, even when you felt like dyin’. ❜
❛ I can’t escape the way I love you. ❜
Goodbye
❛ Please, please, don’t leave me be. ❜
𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 (𝟙𝟡𝟠𝟠) | 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕖𝕞𝕖
The last thing he/she’s gonna want is a hairy chest!
Absolutely, under no condition whatsoever, is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby!
You’re a great warrior, and a swordsman. And you’re ten times bigger than I am, stupid!
If you really are a prince/princess, take care of him/her
Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It’s good for you. It puts hair on your chest!
Give me a sword, I’ll win this war for you.
Get your hair out of my face or I’ll chop it off.Ooh,
I don’t love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her!…. don’t I?
Magic is the bloodstream of the universe.
I didn’t ask you to bring me a dead nursemaid.
You will do as I say, child.
Traitor child. I must despise you now.
You’re mother was a lizard!
You never, ever drive that fast with an infant!
Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion.
You started spouting poetry. ‘I love you _! I worship you _!’ You almost got us killed!
She/He is kinda cute… When he/she’s quiet.
I don’t know, I expected something more grand, less… Fuzzy.
Even if we find them, they’ll catch us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!
Wanna breed?
All this expedition needs is a leader. And according to the bones, that leader is… you.
I’ll be around long after you’re dead! When I get out of here, I’m gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole!
Wake from this hateful sleep, it deprives me of your beauty, beauty of your eyes.
You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky, without you, dwell in darkness. I love you.
Your power has enchanted me, I stand helpless against it. Come to me now, tonight let me worship you in my arms.
Your touch is worth a hundred thousand deaths.
SENTENCE STARTERS | SHIT MY 100 YEAR OLD GREAT GRANDPA HAS SAID
for context : my great-grandfather turned 100 a couple of weeks ago , and he’s very happy about reaching triple figures ! since he’s so modern and knows what tumblr is , he wanted me to make a collection of his most quotable moments ! most of these were said whilst watching tv shows like masterchef or project runway ( esp. project runway, he used to be a tailor ! ) or playing ps3 games ( one of his new fave pastimes )
❝ You like mixing knits? So do the people at the retirement home up the road. ❞ ❝ Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s not blood orange, it’s red, fuck you! ❞ ❝ Darling, you can write a porno if you want to, as long as it’s better than Fifty Shades. ❞ ❝ If you can’t be a professional, at least you can try to dress like one. ❞ ❝ Since getting older, I’ve adopted a new “fuck you I’m fabulous” attitude. ❞ ❝ A glass of red wine a day keeps the grim reaper away! ❞ ❝ Oh my gosh! Did you shit on the food, or is that your idea of a sauce? ❞ ❝ That outfit looks fabulous, if you want to look like your waist fell. ❞ ❝ I’m very satisfied mustard has come back into fashion in 2018. Good choice world! ❞ ❝ If I was many years younger, I’d romance you. ❞ ❝ People think I’m insulted when they call me Sir, but I’m flattered. I never got knighted! ❞ ❝ Nobody has worn something that hideous since 1918. I should know, that’s when I was born. ❞ ❝ There are so many beautiful things in this world to get insurance on. ❞ ❝ When it comes to work, I’m a bit of a control freak…but who isn’t? ❞ ❝ What’s a man gotta do to get a glass of wine around here!? ❞ ❝ I’m this old and I can still take myself to the toilet. Life success! ❞ ❝ ____ is panflexible and nobody can tell me otherwise. ❞ ( ** HE MEANT PANSEXUAL LMAO ) ❝ I’m so cool, I use text speak. LOL: lights on loser. FML: find my leggings.❞ ❝ …There is only so much tackiness one human body can endure. ❞ ❝ I’m all for full body prints, but not when they make you look like you escaped the zoo. ❞ ❝ I saw a curvy model in the street the other day and now I wish I was 80 years younger. ❞ ❝ What’s with this cutout trend? Were you hungry and just ate your clothes? ❞ ❝ I survived a world war, yet I can never survive the grocery store. ❞ ❝ Chartreuse is a crime against fashion. If you ever wear it, I’ll pray for your descendants. ❞ ❝ There’s a reason nobody wears shoulder pads anymore. Just saying. ❞ ❝ Are you wearing silk chiffon? HELLO 2005!!!! ❞ ❝ If I want to eat a full tub of ice cream, I’ll eat a full tub of ice cream. Don’t judge me. ❞ ❝ An advantage of getting older: I can walk outside in pyjamas and not get judged. ❞ ❝ Wow. Blindness. What a plot twist that was. ❞ ❝ Why is it a thing that all mages just have to be sexy!? ❞ ❝ When it comes to weaponry, too big is never a bad thing. ❞ ❝ Everyone seems to be dropping like flies…It’s a little bit mad. ❞ ❝ I maxed out my two-handed weaponry skill. I am a man to be feared! ❞ ❝ You have about as much emotion as a tree trunk. In fact, that’s an insult to the tree trunk. ❞ ❝ “Let’s play with magic we don’t understand, it’ll make us incredibly powerful!” Dumbo! ❞ ❝ Oh look, it’s the president of Dorktopolis, capital of the Nerd Empire! ❞ ❝ In the wise words of my late father: “Fuck you, I was here first!” ❞ ❝ Don’t you have something better to do than trying to destroy the world? Take up baking, or knitting. Maybe poetry? ❞ ❝ Leather is the unsung hero of fashion. If I could live in leather, I would. ❞ ❝ Frozen pizza is the greatest invention our great planet has ever produced. ❞ ❝ Quinoa looks like tiny little bird poops. I’d rather eat my own shoe than eat that. ❞ ❝ Does my butt look big in this? ❞ ❝ HOW HAVE YOU ESCAPED MY CLUTCHES!? ❞ ❝ Of course I believe in evolution. How else would Bulbasaur become Venusaur!? DUH! ❞ ❝ What do you call someone who can’t move very fast? You! Hah! ❞ ❝ I just killed a dragon…I’M A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN! ❞ ❝ Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I sold your weapon, so don’t kill me baby! ❞ ❝ There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force. ❞ ❝ Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. I should know! ❞ ❝ You can overcome any adversary simply by having a tragic backstory. ❞ ❝ I let Beyonce dictate my life. If she would do something, then damn, I’m gonna do it too. ❞ ❝ Oh. My. God. It’s a motherfucking walk off. ❞ ❝ I would hang out with you Janice, but unfortunately, I’m a father. Duty calls. ❞ ❝ You know who doesn’t like me? People who suck. That’s right. ❞

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Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside? The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child? Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet? Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had? Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror? Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential? Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others? Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities? Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back. Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain? Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach? Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma? Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker? Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without. Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot? Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream? Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them? The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person? Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in? Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment? Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life? Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day? Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions? Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable. Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying. Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something? Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone? Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?
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Emperor’s New Groove Starters
It’s called a “cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.
Okay, okay, on second thought make my potatoes a salad.
Why do we even have that lever?
Um, how else can I say it? “You’re being let go.” “Your department’s being downsized.” “You’re part of an outplacement.” “We’re going in a different direction.” “We’re not picking up your option.” Take your pick. I got more.
You threw off my groove!
You know, it’s a good thing you’re not a big, fat guy or this would be really difficult.
Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.
So… who’s in my chaaaaaair?
Why would I kidnap a llama?
You have a lovely wife. They’re both very pretty.
Huh? What? I didn’t do anything. I didn’t… Somebody’s throwin’ stuff.
You just saved my life!
Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath.
Oh, he’s doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf.
I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
Hey, everyone hits their stride. You just hit yours fifty years ago.
Boom, baby!
What is this guy babbling about? He’s like the thing that wouldn’t shut up.
When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Don’t you say a word.
For the last time, it was not a kiss.
I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer.
All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out and finish the job!
Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.
Well, he ain’t getting any dead-er!
Um, don’t you mean ‘or’?
bonnie & clyde: the musical sentence starters.
picture show.
‘ can’t you see me in the middle of a dance floor? ’
‘ these are things you take a chance for! ’
‘ i wanna live the life of an outlaw. ’
‘ i’m gonna shoot my way out. ’
‘ bang bang, you’re dead! ’
‘ i’m gonna be the guy kids look up to. ’
this world will remember me.
‘ i don’t intend to waste my life ‘round here. ’
‘ yes, this world will remember me! ’
‘ every kid will idolize [name]. ’
‘ your face should be up on that silver screen. ’
‘ we are wasted ‘round here, we’re too good for this place. ’
‘ you && this world will remember me! ’
you’re going back to jail.
‘ it is time to wipe the slate clean. ’
‘ now pull yourself together because you’ve gone pale. ’
‘ baby, you don’t know what it’s like in there! ’
‘ ain’t had time to change my shirt. ’
‘ i don’t want her comin’ ‘round here no more. ’
‘ i can’t believe what you are askin’ me to do! ’
how ‘bout a dance?
‘ how ‘bout a dance? what do you say? ’
‘ i’ve got some moves that i’d love to show you. ’
‘ let’s find a spot && dance the night away. ’
‘ come over here, let me get to know you. ’
‘ you look so handsome. ’
‘ music like this can really throw ya. ’
when i drive.
‘ ain’t no car too smart for me. ’
‘ put me behind the wheel && stand well back. ’
‘ i’ll get your heart pumpin’. ’
‘ won’t pay the law no mind. ’
‘ will you stop tugging at my sleeve? ’
‘ we are the heroes who the people look up to! ’
god’s arms are always open.
‘ your voice is always heard. ’
‘ you’re gonna feel things that will astound you. ’
‘ you’re welcome here, there is room for everyone. ’
‘ you are one lucky fella. i mean , you know , ‘til now. ’
‘ hey, you got a gift card? ’
‘ finger off the trigger, son. ’
you can do better than him.
‘ he’s wild && he’s reckless. ’
‘ you’re better without him. ’
‘ for a while i thought you would fly away. ’
‘ you could find someone that people respect. ’
‘ you won’t do better than me, no. ’
‘ there’s no man who could love you like i do. ’
you love who you love.
‘ i know my heart don’t care what people say. ’
‘ all i know is that i’ve never felt like this. ’
‘ you don’t have no say, your heart decides. ’
‘ most girls would hate to be standing in my shoes. ’
‘ true love’s something you don’t choose. ’
‘ maybe that’s what made you love him all along. ’
raise a little hell.
‘ i can’t take no more of this. ’
‘ this nightmare has to end. ’
‘ i’ve been broken by the devil. ’
‘ justice is a waste of time. ’
‘ i won’t get to heaven; why not raise a little hell? ’
‘ never killed, but now i have to. ’
this world will remember us.
‘ my name is gonna make the history books. ’
‘ bye, baby. ’
‘ see you soon, sugar. ’
‘ but after that we will be done for good. ’
‘ two living legends, that’s what we’ll be! ’
‘ we are the pair that we’ll discuss! ’
made in america.
‘ no one has the right to steal. ’
‘ we must all do what is right. ’
‘ we were made in america. ’
‘ ain’t their fault they turned to crime. ’
‘ they stole! wouldn’t you? ’
‘ fill your heart with kindness. ’
too late to turn back now.
‘ i gotta get out now while i still can! ’
‘ it ain’t my fault, i had no choice. ’
‘ with that bullet you shot him && you shot me! ’
‘ i wouldn’t hurt you for the world, babe. ’
‘ you ain’t goin’ nowhere! ’
‘ it’s too late to turn back now! ’
that’s what you call a dream.
‘ these dreams of yours make no sense at all. ’
‘ we could both have a perfect life. ’
‘ you miss a lot when you ask too much. ’
‘ all i ever wanted is on this side of the door. ’
‘ in the house the candles gleam. ’
‘ now that’s what you call a dream. ’
what was good enough for you.
‘ prayin’ for rain, without rain there’s no crop. ’
‘ this ain’t no way to live. ’
‘ that’s how the west was won. ’
‘ writing a diary is tough around here. ’
‘ i don’t wanna miss my chance. ’
‘ we deserve what we are gonna get. ’
bonnie.
‘ i must be in love or else i’m goin’ mad. ’
‘ that girl’s got somethin’. ’
‘ nothin’ scares her. ’
‘ only piece of luck that’s ever come my way. ’
‘ can’t wait to tell her how much i’ve missed her. ’
‘ got a feelin’ there are good times up ahead. ’
raise a little hell (reprise).
‘ now our dreams are so much bigger. ’
‘ these are gonna change our lives. ’
‘ why do folks wanna be heroes? ’
‘ all i wanna do is save her. ’
‘ we are gonna be more famous. ’
‘ we won’t get to heaven, so let’s raise a little hell! ’
dyin’ ain’t so bad.
‘ only when one’s left behind does it get sad. ’
‘ i couldn’t live on memories. ’
‘ a love like ours don’t happen twice. ’
‘ i’d rather breathe in life than dusty air. ’
‘ dyin’ ain’t so bad; not if you both go together. ’
‘ a short && lovin’ life, that ain’t so bad. ’
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ BILLIE EILISH / DONT SMILE AT ME always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“Don’t be cautious, don’t be kind.”
“I’m your crime.”
“You got your finger on the trigger, but your trigger finger’s mine.”
“I don’t belong to anyone.”
“All you say are all the same things I did.”
“Watch your back.”
“You’re italic, I’m in bold.”
“You better love me.”
“I would hate to see you go.”
“I would hate to be the one that told you so.”
“You just crossed a line.”
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Sike.”
“Don’t be that way, falling apart twice a day.”
“I just wish you could feel what you say.”
“I know you too well.”
“If ‘I love you’ was a promise, would you break it?”
“Was I made from a broken mold?”
“We’ve made every mistake.”
“He was shady enough, but now he’s just a shadow.”
“He loves his friends like I love my split ends, and by that I mean he cuts ‘em off.”
“My boy don’t love me like he promised.”
“He ain’t a man and sure as hell ain’t honest.”
“He don’t know how to cuss and just sounds like he’s trying to be his father.”
“You want me to be yours, well then you gotta be mine.”
“If you want a good girl, then goodbye.”
“My heart skips eight beats at once.”
“If we were meant to be, we would have been by now.”
“See what you wanna see, but all I see is him right now.”
“Go ahead and watch my heart burn.”
“Your love feels so fake.”
“My demands aren’t high to make.”
“If I could get to sleep, I would have slept by now.”
“When you call my name, do you think I’ll come running?”
“You’re so good at giving me nothing.”
“When you close your eyes, do you picture me?”
“When you fantasize, am I your fantasy?”
“When you’ve got a minute, we really need to talk.”
“You know what, maybe just forget it.”
“You just want what you can’t have.”
“It’s not you, it’s me, and all that other bullshit.”
“I’m not your party favor.”
“I know we could’ve done better.”
“Books don’t make sense if you read them backwards.”
“I’m too young to go to jail.”
“Maybe it’s in the gutter, where I left my lover.”
“My V is for vendetta.”
“I thought that I’d feel better, but now I got a bellyache.”
“I wanna make ‘em scared.”
“I’ve been watching you for some time.”
“You really know how to make my cry.”
“I’m scared.”
“I’ve never fallen from quite this high.”
“I wanna be alone with you.”
“I wanna steal your soul and hide you in my treasure chest.”
“I don’t know what feels true.”
“This feels right, so stay a sec.”
“It’s not like me to be so mean.”
“You’re all I wanted.”
“Real love hurts.”
“Nothing hurts when you’re with me.”

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( * & . 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 .
* taken from the maine’s new album you are ok .
SLIP THE NOOSE .
‘ you sent my pain into oblivion . ’
‘ i was on the verge of breaking down . ’
‘ then you came around and not a second too late . ’
‘ i was on the verge of breaking down then you came around . ’
‘ you shook the noose , slipped my head loose , and now that boy is history . ’
‘ you rescued me from myself . ’
‘ i was about to let go till i knew you existed . ’
‘ loneliness is hell and you’re alone . ’
‘ i knew better than to refuse your hand . ’
MY BEST HABIT .
‘ i’m not sorry for myself or any part of me . ’
‘ i am not human , one part anxiety using two parts nativity just to keep sane . ’
‘ i’m a bitter little pill to swallow . ’
‘ i’m a little bit of a let down . ’
‘ my best habit’s letting you down . ’
‘ to you i don’t exist , ain’t what you’re looking for . ’
‘ good thing i don’t exist for you at all anymore . ’
‘ if it’s average you’re after or ordinary , you’ll have to move on . ’
‘ if i’m not me then i am everyone else . ’
‘ if you’re not you , you’re everyone else . ’
NUMB WITHOUT YOU .
‘ you are a panic in the bloodstream . ’
‘ you bring me peace . ’
‘ you kill me for the better . ’
‘ you’re every fucking thing inside me now . ’
‘ you are my glitter and my gloom . ’
‘ i am so numb without you . ’
‘ i won’t leave , i won’t surrender . ’
‘ i’ll wait till the end of time . ’
I FEEL IT ALL OVER .
‘ i feel everything tonight with you . ’
‘ but there’s nothing left to lose when there’s nothing to hide . ’
‘ tonight i feel so make-believe . ’
‘ do you believe what you can’t see ? ’
‘ we’re made up of a thousand scars . ’
‘ go and cry your heart out . ’
‘ this is what it says to do . ’
‘ tomorrow’s gone , tonight is ours . ’
HEAVEN , WE’RE ALREADY THERE .
‘ blessed be the night we’re breathing in . ’
‘ the closest that we’ll get to heaven sent for all of us darling aliens . ’
‘ we will never be this young again . ’
‘ we all will be born again . ’
‘ this is everything you pray for . ’
‘ this is everything i need . ’
‘ life is crazy , don’t forget the seatbelt . ’
‘ shut the goddamn doors . ’
‘ daylight isn’t far away my fiend . ’
‘ everything i love is right here tonight . ’
‘ is what you’re living for worth dying for ? ’
FOREVERMORE .
‘ i never really felt so at home before . ’
‘ i wanna feel this forever even if forever’s just for now . ’
‘ we are here and alive in our corner of time . ’
‘ i never really ever felt so adored before . ’
‘ i never really felt this type of vulnerable . ’
‘ all you have to be is here . ’
TEARS WON’T CRY ( SHINJŪ ) .
‘ dream with both eyes open . ’
‘ save your tears for something worth crying over . ’
‘ save your tears for something worth crying over , don’t waste them on misfortune . ’
‘ baby , they won’t cry today . ’
‘ we’ll borrow happiness just for the night . ’
‘ nothing can hurt you . ’
‘ tell me what you think about me and you . ’
ONE SUNSET .
‘ you wait for me in the rain as i patiently try to pass the time . ’
‘ the day is done , now all i want is to get out . ’
‘ one sunset till i see you . ’
‘ my love , you wait , so long overdue . ’
‘ it’s been two weeks in the rain and it’s hazy in my head . ’
BROKEN PARTS .
‘ it isn’t getting easier . ’
‘ we are shattered everywhere . ’
‘ it isn’t getting easier now , but we’re not beyond repair . ’
‘ we are brittle , beware . ’
‘ us fragile things , falling to pieces . ’
‘ we’re all the same broken fractions and halves of some greater thing . ’
‘ you can’t fall any further . ’
‘ gather yourself up now , just as you were before . ’
‘ we’re all the same broken parts . ’
FLOWERS ON THE GRAVE .
‘ the time you have is sacred , don’t wait around and waste it . ’
‘ everything is temporary , even the sorrow that you carry . ’
‘ so tell me , are you okay ? ’
‘ i’m okay now i’m with you . ’
‘ you don’t plan life , you live it . ’
‘ you don’t take love , you give it . ’
‘ there are flowers on the grave of the child that i used to be . ’
‘ it was summer when you told me that you loved me . ’
‘ everything is temporary . ’
‘ you can’t change what is written . ’
WARMING CENTER INFO FOR THE NORTH AND MIDWEST FREEZING WEATHER I will be updating with info as it comes in!
MICHIGAN
Metro Detroit area: https://www.wxyz.com/news/list-of-warming-centers-available-in-metro-detroit?fbclid=IwAR0hkJRTItkYQTA9_k4bU1wnt2J6b0MH3nULRp-NTgbJTwPcrZUJXrmasfQ
CHICAGO
This is only for Chicago: all police stations are warming centers (I know, many folks may not feel safe there), folks can call 311 for the closest warming center. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcchicago.com/weather/stories/Find-a-Chicago-Area-Warming-Center-405236335.html%3Famp%3Dy Park field houses are also being used as warming centers: https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.curbed.com/platform/amp/2019/1/29/18202711/polar-vortex-warming-centers-parks-libraries-schools
les-looups on tumblr is offering to help spread info on how to get to warming centers!
Pacific Garden Mission 1458 S Canal St, Chicago, IL 60607 (312) 492-9410 Catholic Charities seems to be a place a lot of places requires you to contact (idk if its for vouchers) prior to acceptance (atleast thats what i was told) https://www.catholiccharities.net/AboutUs/CareerOpportunities.aspx (312) 655-7525 https://www.obmission.org/about_us https://www.sarahs-circle.org/services/resources.html https://roselandchristianministries.org/programs/
https://www.breakthrough.org/programs/permanent-supportive-housing/
http://www.cawc.org/contact-us/ http://www.ccolife.org/contact/
https://www.womenshelters.org/cit/il-chicago
Lyft is also giving free rides to chicago’s designated warming centers with the code CHIJAYDEN19 – SOURCE chicagotribune DOT com/redeye/culture/ct-redeye-lyft-free-rides-homeless-chicago-20190129-story DOT html
Chicagoland warming centers
In order to be accepted in to a shelter they make you through so many hoops but as far as ive been informed you must be literally living on the streets to be accepted as a homeless person for both temporary or permanent housing. You also must qualify in other assorted areas in order to even get in to a program but ill lost as much information as possible that ive documented over the past 2 years. Featherfist 2255 e 75th street Open from 1-3pm (walkins) (773) 721-7088
https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/about-us/news/chicago-park-district-announces-62-park-field-houses-serve-warming-shelters
MINNESOTA
Duluth, MN warming center info: open tonight (Tuesday the 29th) and tomorrow (Wednesday the 30th), 10:00 pm - 6:30 am, 5830 Grand Avenue
WISCONSIN
fox6now.com/2019/01/29/lyft-offers-free-rides-to-warming-shelters-in-milwaukee-madison-amid-the-bitter-cold/
Libraries and town halls in most cities are open to be warming shelters in the southern Wisconsin area
In Wisconsin, particularly the Milwaukee and Madison areas, where temps will be reaching as low as -55 degrees, ppl are being encouraged to call 211 where you will be directed to warming centers. Once you get the address for an open shelter, you can use Lyft, which is offering free rides up to 25 dollars with the code WIJAYDEN19.
IOWA
Des Moines, IA: https://www.polkcountyiowa.gov/health/news-press-releases/warming-center-locations-throughout-the-metro/ (free DART bus rides)
Iowa City, IA: https://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Warming-centers-available-in-Iowa-City-505049421.html Quad Cities: https://wqad.com/2019/01/27/trinity-hospitals-to-provide-warming-shelters-during-dangerous-cold-snap/
Cedar Rapids, IA is offering free bus rides and the NewBo market building will be open as a warming center.
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GENERAL INFO:
Dont forget the pets. Several animal shelters and vets are offering free boarding!
As someone in a place where it’s going to get at least as low as -55F, which can cause frostbite in less than 5 minutes of exposure, please boost this if you have followers in these areas.
It’s colder here than Antarctica.
If you’re in the West Michigan region, here’s a list of Warming Centers you can go to!
step 1: be a mortal
step 2: hear the voices of the divine
step 3: ???
step four: prophet
life starts to fly
Main Verse tagged: untagged
“What life forgot to share around is on your hands Because it’s untrue that life passes by without a warning Afterwards the tree fell, and never broke down And the harmony of the afternoon let life sneak a peek…–” [x]
Name: Miguel Reyes, LPC Age: 30 Gender/pronouns: Cis man/he pronouns Faceclaim: Danny Pino Setting: New York City, New York Notable Relationships: Lauren (business partner)
Idealistic to a fault, Miguel is a therapist working in NYC, focusing his efforts on the superhuman community. Because he charges on a sliding scale (basically, pay what you can) and frequently waives fees entirely, he does not make very much money and makes many sacrifices in his personal life in order to make the therapy office and therapy services better. Despite this, he would describe himself as content and satisfied with his life.
Additionally, he has superpowers of his own, an ability to be a perfect social chameleon. Unfortunately, he is unaware of these powers, which can result in strange behavior from him.
You cant kill me, i just respawn at the nearest 711

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Tarot-inspired Prompts
Categories:
艸 Major Arcana - Significant moments in your character’s history
・ω・ Court Cards - Significant people in your character’s lifestory
★ Pentacles - The material world and everything tangible within
ー☆* Wands - The spark of life; creation, passion, the emergence of something new
◥█̆̈◤ Cups - Emotions, feelings, secrets, past, future
━━╋⊂ Swords - The sharpness of mind, mental states, thoughts, opinions
Major Arcana:
0. The Fool - when you first created your character, what did you originally envision for them?
I. The Magician - have you followed through on your original vision for your character? Are they as they were when you first began?
II. The High Priestess - has your character ever ignored their conscience?
III. The Empress - what is the most important thing your character has ever made?
IV. The Emperor - has your character ever broken the law?
V. The Hierophant - what is the most important lesson your character has learned or still needs to learn?
VI. The Lovers - have your character’s heart and mind ever been at odds with one another?
VII. The Chariot - what is the most important message your character has responded to and/or ignored?
VIII. Strength - is there a moment your character has ever had to fight for something or someone?
IX. The Hermit - has your character ever isolated themselves knowingly?
X. Wheel of Fortune - has your character ever endured abject misfortune? Have they ever experienced euphoric bliss?
XI. Justice - has your character ever knowingly wronged someone?
XII. The Hanged Man - what is the most signficant thing your character has had to sacrifice?
XIII. Death - what kind of transformation(s) has your character gone through? If multiple, which is the most significant?
XIV. Temperance - when, if ever, has your character had to compromise?
XV. The Devil - has your character ever been addicted to a certain behavior or substance?
XVI. The Tower - what is the most traumatic thing your character has had to endure?
XVII. The Star - how did your character develop from their past trauma?
XVIII. The Moon - what is the most significant secret your character has discovered?
XIX. The Sun - what was the most significant “truth” your character has had to reveal?
XX. Judgment - what moment in your character’s life history matured them the most? Their “coming of age” so to speak.
XXI. The World - what is the greatest achievement your character has accomplished?
Court Cards
Page of Pentacles - the most reliable and practical youth your character knows.
Knight of Pentacles - the most stubborn adult your character knows.
Queen of Pentacles - the most organized/chill woman your character knows.
King of Pentacles - the most business oriented man your character knows.
Page of Wands - the most adventurous and eager youth your character knows.
Knight of Wands - the adult with the shortest attention span your character knows.
Queen of Wands - the sexiest woman your character knows.
King of Wands - the most romantic man your character knows.
Page of Cups - the most creative and sensitive youth your character knows.
Knight of Cups - the adult most pre-occupied with finding love your character knows.
Queen of Cups - the most deceitful woman your character knows.
King of Cups - the most mature man your character knows.
Page of Swords - the most thoughtful/intellectual youth your character knows.
Knight of Swords - the most impatient adult your character knows.
Queen of Swords - the most independent woman your character knows.
King of Swords - the most analytical man your character knows.
Pentacles
★ Ace of Pentacles - how has your character grown since their conception?
★ Two of Pentacles - has your character ever ‘dropped the ball’ on something important?
★ Three of Pentacles - does your character work well in teams?
★ Four of Pentacles - is your character financially stable?
★ Five of Pentacles - has your character ever endured poverty?
★ Six of Pentacles - does your character accept help from others?
★ Seven of Pentacles - what tests your character’s patience more than anything?
★ Eight of Pentacles - does your character have a craft that they work on?
★ Nine of Pentacles - is your character luxurious or ascetic?
★ Ten of Pentacles - in what aspect of your character’s life are they the most rich? Emotionally, physically, spiritually?
Wands
ー☆* Ace of Wands - from where do you derive inspiration for your character?
ー☆* Two of Wands - has your character ever had to make a tough decision between two choices?
ー☆* Three of Wands - do you have any long-term plans for your character?
ー☆* Four of Wands - what was the most recent celebration your character took part in?
ー☆* Five of Wands - what was the most recent conflict your character was involved in?
ー☆* Six of Wands - is your character considered a role model for anyone they know?
ー☆* Seven of Wands - has your character ever had to make a stand for something they believe in?
ー☆* Eight of Wands - how quickly has your character ever resolved an issue?
ー☆* Nine of Wands - what was the most recent instance of your character keeping their guard up?
ー☆* Ten of Wands - what is the heaviest burden your character has had to shoulder?
Cups
◥█̆̈◤ Ace of Cups - has your character made any new friends lately? New love interests?
◥█̆̈◤ Two of Cups - what was the most recent instance of someone showing your character a lot of emotional support?
◥█̆̈◤ Three of Cups - when was the last time your character partied with their friends?
◥█̆̈◤ Four of Cups - how indecisive is your character?
◥█̆̈◤ Five of Cups - when did your character experience the most significant feeling of loss in their life history?
◥█̆̈◤ Six of Cups - describe your character’s childhood in as little or great detail as you prefer.
◥█̆̈◤ Seven of Cups - how does your character view dreams?
◥█̆̈◤ Eight of Cups - has your character ever had to cut their losses and move on from a bad situation?
◥█̆̈◤ Nine of Cups - when was the last time your character felt on top of the world?
◥█̆̈◤ Ten of Cups - what family memories does your character hold dear?
Swords
━━╋⊂ Ace of Swords - what is the most recent problem your character has had to solve?
━━╋⊂ Two of Swords - has there ever been a time your character has ignored their emotions in favor of logic?
━━╋⊂ Three of Swords - what was the worst betrayal of trust your character has ever experienced?
━━╋⊂ Four of Swords - has your character ever taken a vacation?
━━╋⊂ Five of Swords - what is the harshest thing your character has ever said?
━━╋⊂ Six of Swords - how does your character deal with pain? Emotional, physical and/or mental pain.
━━╋⊂ Seven of Swords - what is the worst instance of your character being manipulative?
━━╋⊂ Eight of Swords - who is your character’s harshest critic?
━━╋⊂ Nine of Swords - what is the worst nightmare your character has ever endured?
━━╋⊂ Ten of Swords - was there a time your character has ever hit “rock bottom”?
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈
sentences from amrit brar’s shitty horoscopes series. you may adjust as needed.
BOOK I: SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS
❛ holy fucking shit. just. holy shit. what the fuck. ❜
❛ nobody really knows the nuances of what you get up to in your spare time, and honestly they’re probably better off that way. ❜
❛ busy yourself with the affairs of the living, for once.. ❜
❛ the answer is no. ❜
❛ ohhh boy. you. fuck you. yes, you specifically. ❜
❛ delete your search history. ❜
❛ please practice blinking as others can be unsettled by your inhuman ability to maintain an unbreakable stare during casual conversation. ❜
❛ what did you ever do to deserve this? in all probability, something terrible. ❜
❛ you are a crayon. get out of the toolbox. ❜
❛ none will love the butcher. don’t take it too personally. ❜
❛ some relationships, like warts, can be handled with the tactful application of liquid nitrogen. ❜
❛ take a long shower. wash your hair. wash the clothes you were wearing. wash the memories from your mind and body. ❜
BOOK II: ANGER
❛ frostbite is considerably difficult to heal from. ❜
❛ there is poetry in brutal efficiency. ❜
❛ HELLFIRE HELLFIRE HELLIRE. ❜
❛ people would take your raging far more seriously if you weren’t crying the entire time. ❜
❛ what made you so vindictive? ❜
❛ some bodies may be temples, but all are ruins at your feet. ❜
❛ your contempt will always taste like grief. ❜
❛ in the process your body is subsumed piece by piece. ❜
❛ you are the bone-deep fury of an abscessed tooth. ❜
❛ you are notorious for rubbing salt in the wound. cheap vodka in the wound. battery acid in the wound! ❜
❛ vehicular arson is not the answer. ❜
❛ hate is a verb. ❜
BOOK III: PETTY EXISTENTIAL CRISES
❛ the sooner you accept your impending expiration, the sooner you can stop trying to swallow the sun. ❜
❛ embrace the inevitable. snuggle with the inevitable. take the inevitable out to a nice, candle-lit dinner. ❜
❛ there are forces outside of your control. most of them don’t care for you. ❜
❛ when it all goes to hell just remember it’s what’s inside that counts (though many would not find you very appetizing). ❜
❛ not all things have significance, which is scary. the things you overlooked tend to have the most, which is scarier. ❜
❛ your teeth are only porcelain, your ribcage simply glass. like all delicate things, they can know no permanence. ❜
❛ in time you’ll learn that “just” and “right” only mean the same thing when they’re coming from very specific people. please don’t cry. ❜
❛ you may not want to change, but the world is unforgiving and will do it for you anyway. ❜
❛ sometimes we put our hearts in the wrong places (what the fuck is it going between your teeth). ❜
❛ nothing can stay. ❜
❛ you can put all the flowers in your mouth that you fucking want, but dying is dying and rot is rot. ❜
❛ loneliness is the fracture that never heals quite right. ❜
BOOK IV: RESOLUTIONS
❛ lay them to rest. ❜
❛ they are there, hovering nervously. you will watch the skies. you will wait. ❜
❛ eat the other. ❜
❛ there will be scrapes and sutures: viciousness and victory. ❜
❛ no loose ends. ❜
❛ a cacophony of awe and joy and terror. ❜
❛ an eye for an eye. a tooth for a tooth. a knife for the ribs. ❜
❛ you will not be swayed by the morally destitute. ❜
❛ decay will feed the bloom. ❜
❛ devour death like crows, for all the feathers between your teeth. ❜
❛ twisting/screaming/uncompromising. every inch. every iota. ❜
❛ once, answers were found in mouths, bathtubs, and bottles. this time around, get inventive. ❜
BOOK VI: AFTER THE FALL
❛ lies you have told yourself: your humanity is the largest burden you will bear. ❜
❛ decorating your meltdowns is all well and good, but a trainwreck is a trainwreck and it might be time to get a paramedic. ❜
❛ they tell you “there i nothing to fear but fear itself,” but you have seen yourself in the mirror. ❜
❛ you may have been gutted but you mouth is soft, your tongue is silver, and your teeth are gemstones cut to size. ❜
❛ it’s less like biting off more than you can chew, and more like dislocating your jaw. ❜
❛ even spectres can tire. ❜
❛ seeing yourself for who you really are would be great if you knew where to start looking. ❜
❛ it pays to kill with kindness when you’re your own worst enemy. ❜
❛ you’re only armed to the teeth because you’re more brittle than you’d care to admit. ❜
❛ your ego cannot afford cremation or caskets. ❜
❛ frequent tastes of your own medicine can get poisonous real quick. ❜
❛ self reflection is important! whether you like what you see is up for debate. whether it can be contained in a dark basement is another matter entirely. ❜
BOOK VII: MAGICK
❛ you are a quiet god, and your hunger is cavernous. ❜
❛ at times your body is simply a prison laid in gold. ❜
❛ death, dust, party, repeat. ❜
❛ devour the monsters and you can call any place home. ❜
❛ you’re only as lucky as your expectations are low. ❜
❛ worse than having too many secrets is having no secrets at all. ❜
❛ if seeing is believing you might be in some trouble. ❜
❛ suspend belief. expel fear. throw reason into a frigid cell, never to be seen again. ❜
❛ killing the monsters is the easy bit. it’s finding them that’s the hard part. ❜
❛ there exists a tipping point between gods and monsters. ❜
❛ a mouthful of ashes bested by a life of smoke and mirrors. ❜
❛ what’s to be gained from the keeping the heaviest of treasures behind your teeth? ❜