Swift History

Decided to draw myself as a Bob's Burgers character haha #drawing #bobsburgers #selfportrait #cartoon #largeneck #tinyeyes #fun #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CJoX1I6lhDS/?igshid=1bcfw0quev3nq

While I wouldn't normally share about my unmentionables, I am OBSESSED with my new #CrystalPepsi Crazy Boxers briefs!!! 😍 @crazyboxerusa #theyaresocool #80svibes #sosoft #zulily #crystalpepsiisawesome #missingit #boxerbriefs #unmentionables #breakingthetension #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CJFciDrFYFD/?igshid=ls3orqsxvvty

I'm only on #tolerateit but I can already conclude that #evermore is even more stunning than #folklore (I mean, who knew that was even possible!? 🤯) @taylorswift, you are such a beautiful human being, and that is truly reflected in both of these albums! Bravo, queen, and thank you for saving us from #2020! 👑❤ #bestalbums #absolutelybeautiful #taylorswift #evermorealbum #folklorealbum #incredible #stunning #willowmusicvideo #thisgirlisonfire #shecandoanything #albumsoftheyear #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CIpU_ULl367/?igshid=1hgjdf8ujsbxp

While watching may favorite Christmas movie, #WhiteChristmas, I Google the cast (yet again) to learn more about them. This time, I found out that Bing Crosby's great-grandson (@augie.sylk) is a baseball player who was signed by the @kcroyals last summer (2019)...as a huge fan of both Bing and basebal, this is super cool!!! Hope to see him in the majors soon!!! ⚾️⚾️⚾️ #ancestry #famousfamily #socool #baseball #milb #mlb #bestmovie #bingcrosby #royals #funfact #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CIm3eBRllgU/?igshid=17gv9cctz89gu

First Thanksgiving alone was a HUGE success!!! 😁😁😁 #imadedis #sogood #turkey #drybrine #buttered #crispyskin #rolls #mashedpotatoes #cranberrysauce #porkstuffing #carrots #greenbeans #happythanksgiving #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CIEP9-4leTs/?igshid=tiu998gkhjal

I need to take a moment to brag about the best uncles ever! It's been 11 years since we've been up to visit them in Canada. 11 years without these three delicious Canadian treats! We're frequently gifted Aero bars as they're a family-wide favorite, but I realized when asked if there was anything we wanted sent down, these three things were at the top of my list! We started SnackCrate during quarantine to give ourselves something to look forward to while stuck at home, and I realized how badly I was missing these treats after receiving the Canda box (which would have had these if we had subscribed to the expensive box.) After searching and searching online for places that would deliver to the US, I gave up. Then that question arose of if we wanted anything sent down. The best uncles ever more than delivered! ❤ Thank you both so much! And...if this was supposed to be a Christmas gift, blame Gram Gram 😉😁 https://www.instagram.com/p/CH3-0keFuet/?igshid=d9vjarnagoiu

Just found my second phone...how did we ever live like this? 🤔 Although to be fair, I was like 15 and had no friends 😂 #nokia #tracfone #t9 #oldphone #smol #thesmallestphone #whatarefriends #lawl #sosmall #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CHdmczrl_vQ/?igshid=155gpelfmogy

It's Election Day!! I drew up this pin to represent my mood in a pop culture sort of way 😁 Vote today to eject Republicans and save our DEMOCRACY! 🇺🇲 #bidenharris #redsus #votebluetosaveamerica #fucktrump #amongus #downballotdems #vote #electionday #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CHIhxKNFPDa/?igshid=1fx3cvliawq9p

Re-watching #HannahMontana for some reason reminded me of that time five years ago when my baby face was featured by the @happyhippiefdn 😊 #transpride #babyface #mileycyrus #2015 #goodtimes #fiveyearsago #instapride #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0uc9cF1JA/?igshid=1fhlhvjojlwci

My favorite human 🥰 #wifeappreciation #ilovehersomuch #applepicking #wellwoodorchard #pumpkins #saysheese #werecute #marriageislikeacircle #vermont #vt #lgbtq #ftm (at Wellwood Orchards) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFpZGddloyY/?igshid=14c5y2t0t2m11

Just for fun, I started the Gaelic course on @duolingo awhile back, and they kept talking about @irnbru (pronounced "iron brew.") Turns out, it's this Scottish soda that's been around for over a century, so I tracked it down and bought some. It's DELICIOUS!!! 😄🥰 #irnbru #thisisgreat #sogood #scottish #myheritage #delicious #needmore #imported #loveit #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CExj8ngl6OB/?igshid=1m7d4trb0ws22

On this, the day of my 6th #manniversary, I'm begging you to vote for @joebiden and @kamalaharris! Obviously, they aren't perfect, but I and others like me will survive under a Biden/Harris administration. Many of us won't survive another four years of #trump. Many didn't survive the first four years. That's a fact. So please, save your third-party vote for 2024 when the Trump threat is over. Please... ...oh, and casual reminder that #jkrowling is garbage 🗑 #supporttransrights #fucktrump #trumpiskillingus #transrightsarehumanrights #transisbeautiful #ftm #6years #2014 #2020 #biden2020 #bidenharris #6yearsonT #testosteroneshot #transgender #outandproud #vote #pleasehelp https://www.instagram.com/p/CEfET06lBAI/?igshid=1e01icz67naa7

Tonight's dinner is absolutely amazing! Vietnamese-inspired steak banh-mi with pickled cukes and Sriracha mayo! @dinnerly nails it again!! 😋😋😋 #delicous #dinnerly #sogood #dinnertime #yum #cookingagain #steak #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CENrUZcF_L8/?igshid=1dpxmwhpbs0qm

Y'all, I just ate peas for the first time in at least 20 years thanks to @dinnerly...😮 #dinnerly #ravioliprimavera #dinnertime #allgonenow #iactuallylikedit #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CEAqiFllEUZ/?igshid=14cc0u9yvbbgt

Why yes...I did buy a first day of school mask, of course 😷😁 #bulldogs #nccs #newmaskwhodis #backtoschool #butnothingisnormal #wearamask #safetyfirst #covid19 #accessorize #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CEAZhw4FVkn/?igshid=1dkw8hs57hy4i

It's finally done! 😍😍😍 I definitely messed up in some spots, but you can really only notice it close up...I'm super excited 🥰🥰🥰 #baseball #subaru #crosstrek #vinyldecal #etsy #baseballcar #baseballlacing #socool #iloveit #amazing #standingout #ftm https://www.instagram.com/p/CDuaOkalN_y/?igshid=1bt5aqsm5mkry

I created a new shirt to celebrate @realdonaldtrump passing his dementia test! Grab it before it disappears! 😂 #stablegenius #dementia #trump #trumpsucks #buymyshirt #personwomanmancameratv #sosmart #notreally #ftm *Disclosure: I am in no way making fun of those with dementia as my grandfather suffered from a form of sudden onset dementia for year or so before his passing. It was heartbreaking 😔 https://www.instagram.com/p/CDAECh5lD1a/?igshid=1svnnp1jg90d6