Historical Hat Hate

What you can’t see is that this mannequin is actually in a wind tunnel.

What a thoroughly unappealing color...

Pretty sure she just raided a funeral parlor to make this hat

I legitimately thought this was some sort of parasitic flatworm at first glance.

The 1970s strikes again...

Just put a cat toy on your head.

This hat is also a great way to deter close talkers.

Not sure what look they were going for here, but the texture and color of that felt just looks so gross.

Something tells me those grapes are past their prime.

I’m pretty sure someone just repurposed a grade school Thanksgiving craft for this hat.

HistoricalHatHate is *back*, at least to some degree. I don’t think I’m going to be posting every day, at least not during the summer, but I will try to post more regularly. 

~Erica

What better way to show everyone that you’re a serious and elegant person?

The eBay listing for this hat uses the word ‘quirky’ four times, which, to be fair, is a much better choice than ‘scatological’. 

I think this is a witch’s hat made from a towel someone stole from their local Super 8.

If I had to guess, I’d say that she has to hold her head that way in order to get all of this monstrosity into the frame.