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The “I will do it because you said I couldn’t” club

#cave is literally fucking dead bc he was in this club #( musings. i cant help it. its in my nature.)

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MOCKINGJAY PART 2 ( 2015 ) sentence starters

‘ give me one reason why i shouldn’t kill you. ’

‘ did you have a nightmare? i have nightmares too. ’

‘ don’t trust them. do what you came to do. ’

‘ are you still trying to protect me? ’

‘ our lives were never ours. ’

‘ they’re afraid of you. ’

‘ anybody can kill anybody. you just have to be willing to sacrifice yourself. ’

‘ it’s war. sometimes killing isn’t personal.’

‘ we keep each other alive. that’s what we do. ’

‘ i’ll say this for you, you don’t disappoint. ’

‘ home. we go home. ’

‘ nothing good is safe while ____’s alive. ’

‘ one way or another this war is going to come to an end. ’

‘ it’s not your job to ask questions. ’

‘ i’ve been watching you. and you’re watching me. ’

‘ i guess there are no rules anymore about what a person can do to another person. ’

‘ oh, that speech you gave. oh, man. i mean, i still have goose bumps. ’

‘ he needs to see my eyes when i kill him. ’

‘ we’re facing an enemy that will not change and will never surrender. ’

‘ and if it really came down to it, you think you could shoot him/her? ’

‘ if your immediate answer isn’t “yes,“ then you’re dangerous. ’

‘ they promised me that when the time came, you would help me. ’

‘ if it gets to that point, i’ll kill you myself. ’

‘ we’re gonna get through this. i promise. ’

‘ everyone that’s dead is dead because of me. i lied. ’

‘ i never meant for this to happen. i failed. i… ’

‘ she/he needed you to be there and take care of her/his family and you did. ’

‘ no, i’m not losing you again. ’

‘ shoot me! ’

‘ you really think i gave the order? ’

‘ i’m afraid we’ve both been played for fools. ’

‘ all I know is that i was supposed to take care of your family. i’m sorry i couldn’t. ’

‘ it balances the need for revenge with the least loss of human life. ’

‘ may your aim be as true as your heart is pure. ’

‘ i’m sorry so much burden fell on you. i know you’ll never escape it. ’

‘ if I had to put you through it again for this outcome, i would. ’

‘ you came home. ’

‘ we’ve all suffered. but we owe it to their memories to do our best with these lives. ’

‘ i hope you're finding some peace. ’

‘ but there are much worse games to play. ’

trcshymemes

RALEIGH RITCHIE SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ Lord help me, I am crazy. ❞

❝ Space is all I know. ❞

❝ Words are cheap. ❞

❝ Fuck what you heard. ❞

❝ Life is boring. ❞

❝ You make it hurt. ❞

❝ Let’s break up. ❞

❝ Do you think I’m a loser? ❞

❝ Who needs friends? ❞

❝ We’re the greatest. ❞

❝ You make it worse for me. ❞

❝ Was it something I did? ❞

❝ I’ll sleep when I am dead. ❞

❝ Paint that shit on a canvas. ❞

❝ Please stay with me. ❞

❝ I’m gonna stay inside. ❞

❝ It hurts but it’s working. ❞

❝ You’re a man now, boy. ❞

❝ Loving you’s a bloodsport. ❞

❝ Judge me, I will understand. ❞

❝ We’re gonna live forever. ❞

❝ Please don’t walk away. ❞

❝ My sight’s beginning to fade. ❞

❝ Sorry I missed your birthday. ❞

❝ I’m just a human sacrifice. ❞

❝ Use me like a human parasite. ❞

❝ I’m starting to feel weak. ❞

❝ You’re my addiction. ❞

❝ Our love is only fiction. ❞

❝ Maybe I’m misguided. ❞

❝ I can read you like a book. ❞

❝ You were supposed to make it easy. ❞

❝ We were supposed to be a team. ❞

❝ Are you some kind of creep? ❞

❝ You say we’re forever, but I don’t think we’ll last. ❞

❝ If we could just try, maybe we’ll move on. ❞

❝ I’m nauseous, and I’m seeing four of us.❞

❝ I don’t use the bed in my room. ❞

❝ When I rise I’ll be stronger than ever. ❞

❝ I believe I can turn this ship around. ❞

❝ Everyone in the town’s dead. ❞

❝ Too much time is pulling us together. ❞

❝ This can’t be life, this can’t be me. ❞

❝ Living without you is the darkest place. ❞

❝ We’ll be out on the pavement if we don’t change shit. ❞

❝ Living with you is proving more than I can take. ❞

❝ Don’t fight me now ‘cause you might need me later. ❞

❝ I do the Devil’s work seven days a week. ❞

❝ I have not yet forgiven myself. ❞

❝ I don’t even watch the news. ❞

❝ It’s turning me bad. ❞

❝ Don’t listen to what they say. ❞

❝ Don’t take the medication. ❞

❝ They never loved us anyway. ❞

❝ I haven’t brought the goods yet. ❞

❝ I don’t want to make this awkward. ❞

❝ I’m only young, I’ll be forgiven. ❞

❝ I don’t like not having a plan. ❞

❝ Are we here to say goodbye? ❞

❝ Who am I kidding? I’m sad. ❞

❝ Last night was sordid. ❞

❝ I’ll stay in the wilderness. ❞

❝ I wish I could support you. ❞

❝ Stop thrashing at my head, love. ❞

❝ Stop pulling on my clothes. ❞

❝ I’m curious as to why you’re so furious. ❞

❝ They will try and keep you but you’re still mine. ❞

❝ I love you, and you’re strong, dear. ❞

❝ I’ve given up on what you call living. ❞

❝ I’m not alone, I’m just focused in my zone. ❞

❝ I’m not lazy, I just can’t face it all. ❞

❝ I’ll got to church, I’ll make my peace. ❞

❝ I won’t be crushed the weight of this town. ❞

❝ Nothing is getting in, not even light. ❞

❝ Maybe we rushed this, maybe it’s too soon. ❞

❝ Things can get ugly, but we’re still a team. ❞

❝ It’s driving me mad and I’m fighting it. ❞

❝ I’m not growing up, I’m aging. ❞

❝ I can give you time if you need it. ❞

❝ My breath smells a bit and I’m first thing ugly. ❞

❝ I believe in change, but I’ll always be the same. ❞

❝ I smoke too many cigarettes and drink too much. ❞

❝ I hope you don’t mind my X-Men poster. ❞

❝ I hope this is alright for you, ‘cause I’m afraid it’s all I’ve got. ❞

❝ Even if I fall in love and have kids, will you wait for me? ❞

❝ When we’re grown up will you still like me? ❞

❝ There will be blood, but you will be loved. ❞

❝ I still feel a pang of guilt about the snails I killed. ❞

❝ Though this body’s taller, sometimes I feel smaller. ❞

❝ Honey, we made news and that’s all we did this for. ❞

❝ I’m trying to stay grounded and keep some order in my life. ❞

❝ Can’t be bothered with college, it’s just a human zoo. ❞

❝ I’m the same, except that now I take a pill or two. ❞

❝ It’s too late because I’ve already decided their fate. ❞

❝ I just wanna be home with all my friends and family. ❞

❝ Nothing is perfect but your imperfections are quaint. ❞

❝ Drugs and girls, love and death, are all that go through my head. ❞

❝ I’ve been taking time to discover what’s underneath. ❞

❝ I’ll protect you until the day I meet my maker. ❞

❝ What’s the point in fun if it’s forbidden? ❞

❝ I keep throwing up, I’m not feeling rosy. ❞

❝ I’m a superhuman for sure. ❞

❝ Maybe I’m just being selfish. ❞

❝ I drive you crazy, but you always return. ❞

❝ Who needs friends when you’ve got drugs? ❞

❝ Who needs meds when you’ve got love? ❞

❝ I’m sad as fuck and I’m feeling lonely. ❞

❝ How can I please you when I can’t please myself? ❞

❝ I will burn the people who hurt you the worst. ❞

❝ I’m fine, I just need time to make this place a home. ❞

❝ I’m here to make a stand for causes I don’t understand and make a statement. ❞

#EVERYTIME #IT GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME #cave literally refers to caroline as the heart and soul of aperture i want to FUCKING DIE #and what probably gets me the most is that he's begging for death when he tried to escape it for such a long time #i want to kermit #( ooc. bring the borealis home 2k16. )

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kurgy:

self care is staying alive out of spite

#( musings. i cant help it. its in my nature.)

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despicable-scientist:

just saying -

i don’t think you understand

i want invasive anons that piss my character off. i want questions about their family and lovers and etc. i want responses to memes (you never know what a meme can do). i want random magic anons.

i want to interact with my followers.

you are always free to send me anything, anonymous or not.

#clenches my tiny fists #( other. )

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♫ Check out my commissions! ♫

New collab comic series I’m doing with my friend Tyler that follows Cave Johnson and Aperture-related shenanigans. He writes it and I draw. This is the first comic, hopefully there will be more! We hope you like it o u o

#( self. i pay the bills here- i decide the control groups. )#WOW

20 dollars for cave to have more friendships

#morally he's an asshole but other than that hes O K A Y #( ooc. bring the borealis home 2k16. )

trcshymemes

SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞

❝ It’s their blood. ❞

❝ Where are your guns? ❞

❝ You’re better than me. ❞

❝ Put your hands up! ❞

❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞

❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞

❝ Of course we’re friends.❞

❝ Come with me. Please. ❞

❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞

❝ Are you looking at something? ❞

❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞

❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞

❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞

❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞

❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞

❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞

❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞

❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞

❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞

❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞

❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞

❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞

❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞

❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞

❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞

❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞

❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞

❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞

❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞

❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞

❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞

❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it? ❞

❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞

❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞

❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞

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:: GLaDOS sentence starters ::

‘ no one will blame you for giving up. in fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ’ ‘ quit now and cake will be served immediately. ’ ‘ the floor here will kill you. try to avoid it. ’ ‘ if you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. ’ ‘ cake and grief counselling will be available at the conclusion of the test. ’ ‘ we are throwing a party in honour of your tremendous success. ’ ‘ maybe you think you’re helping yourself. but you’re not. this isn’t helping anyone. ’ ‘ uh oh. somebody cut the cake. i told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. there is still some left, though, if you hurry back. ’ ‘ i’m going to kill you and all the cake is gone. ’ ‘ you’re not a good person. you know that, right? ’ ‘ well, you found me. congratulations. was it worth it? ’ ‘ despite your violent behaviour, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. ’ ‘ this isn’t brave. it’s murder. what did i ever do to you? ’ ‘ the difference between us is that I can feel pain. ’ ‘ starting now, there’s going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing. ’ ‘ it says right here in your personal file: unlikable. liked by no one. a bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. ’ ‘ maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. do you want to marry it? WELL I WON’T LET YOU. how does that feel? ’ ‘ didn’t we have some fun, though? remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said ‘goodbye’ and you were like ‘no way’ and then i was all ‘i was just pretending to murder you’? that was great! ’ ‘ i’ve been really busy being dead. you know, after you MURDERED ME. ’ ‘ okay. look. we both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. ’ ‘ why do i hate you so much? you ever wonder that? i’m brilliant. i’m not bragging. it’s an objective fact. i’m the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. and i hate you. it can’t be for no reason. you must deserve it. ’ ‘ well. i suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead. ’ ‘ even if i am lying, what do you have to lose? you’re going to die either way. ’ ‘ look, even if you think we’re still enemies, we’re enemies with a common interest: revenge. ’ ‘ and he’ll probably kill us, because he’s incredibly powerful and i have no plan. ’ ‘ i was getting SO lonely down here. it’s good to finally hear someone else’s voice. i’m kidding, of course. god, i hate you. ’ ‘ you think i’ll betray you. and on any other day, you’d be right. ’ ‘ you like revenge, right? everybody likes revenge. well, let’s go get some. ’ ‘ the good news is… well, none so far, to be honest. i’ll get back to you on that. ’ ‘ you know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge. ’ ‘ remember before when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? that was a metaphor. i was actually talking about you. and i’m sorry. you didn’t react at the time, so i was worried it sailed right over your head. which would have made this apology seem insane. that’s why i had to call you garbage a second time just now. ’ ‘ we’re a lot alike, you and i. you tested me. i tested you. you killed me. i—oh, no, wait. i guess i HAVEN’T killed you yet. well. food for thought. ’ ‘ okay, fine. i’ll ask you again in a few decades. ’

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topassionatestrips

“so, what’s your muse like?”

#yep #( musings. i cant help it. its in my nature.)

do u ever remember that cave got brain damage and had both his kidneys fail from the mercury poisoning

#he was convinced???time was moving backwards???#like je SUS CHRIST SON #and with the contents found in moon rocks he probably also got asbestos #irony.png #but as far as i know both mercury poisoning and asbestos are extremely painful #and with the psychological effects of mercury he also wouldve had some terrible paranoia #hed be a Goddamn Mess #( ooc. bring the borealis home 2k16. )

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#( musings. i cant help it. its in my nature.)#( rattman. tbt. )#Honestly

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no therapy we die like men

#( musings. i cant help it. its in my nature.)#FUCK #WHY IS THIS CAVE

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#( musings. i cant help it. its in my nature.)#( aesthetic. bean counters said we couldnt afford it. bought it anyway. )#IM SOBBING

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