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For those of us with lots of yarn and a man we’d prefer to see covered up in cozy wool when he’s lounging poolside.

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the secret is, i already have. (oooh, ahhh.)

hi, i’m john.

hipstride

wowie moving up in the big world

hey john hows it going except for the whole bad things

after 191 pages of me talking about shit i found the pic so now my blogs theme is perfect again

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it feels pretty exciting. whoa. like, really exciting.

hipstride

100 people are watching you right now that better feel exciting because youre going to get 101 soon and thatll be a bigger rating of excitement

you should totally formally introduce yourself for my laziness

there is no shirt that says "jealous of my swag" very big disappointment

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hi, hey, hello. thanks for following.

hipstride

no problem its what i can do for the people of the community hows getting 100 feel

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hi yes hello!!!! welcome to the special edition welcome post.

hipstride

yo this is one of the best special edition welcome posts ive ever received because its the first one

names dave

silkilk

Youre Dead

hipstride

oh no B( who else will have all this mad swag like i do

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#cockroach #fruit #bug #bugs #apple

silkilk

Not To Be Too Forthright With Mentions Of My Vehement Actions Or Anything But If You Ever Connect Fashion To That Barbarity Of A Term Again I Will Kill You

hipstride

swag is the only term i connect with fashion its the ultimate term for fashion

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Dick Jokes Arent Really My Forte Seeing That Theyre Generally Unfunny

On A Side Note I Had Already Verified Its Existence

It Is Not Bad

Which Is Why It Must Be A Bot To Have Followed You

No Offense

hipstride

wow what a hard blow to my reality dick jokes arent funny anymore?? this changes everything i believe in

youre saying i dont have style and swag i have plenty of it to be wearing what im wearing what now

everyteenager4free

silkilk

Yes

Your Brain Sits In An Immunological Cerebrospinal Fluid And When You Are Considered To Be Pan Drained Its Assumed That Your Brain Is Drained Of Said CSF And Therefore Has No Buffer Solution

Thus Making You More Vulnerable To Shock And In Turn Lamer

Explaining Humorous Terms For The Sake Of Cultural Clarity Is Kind Of Counterproductive

Wouldnt You Agree

hipstride

pretty much although saying yes would probably do for me instead of explaining what the term brain dead actually did mean

we should stick to simpler jokes that both cultures would get most aliens get dick jokes so theres that

also wanter is a real website

silkilk

Ive Never Done Any Of That!

Im Not Pan Drained You Know

hipstride

youre either a good liar or telling the truth its hard to tell

is that like a term for brain dead

silkilk

Id Prefer To Avert Any Instances Of Incidental Vampire Abasement Due To That Of My Own Sparse Yet Gauche Actions

And I Dont Want To Talk About It

hipstride

i could probably guess a few things did you try biting yourself?? what about floating pass a window to see someone undressing?? that seems like a common probably people have when flying

yeah that makes sense

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That Was Entirely Unintentional And It Wont Happen Again

But Yes

I Suppose You Could Say The Air That I Had Achieved In My Mishap Was Rather

Frustrated

hipstride

is there anything else you dont want to blog about

frustrated is good probably hopefully you tried doing a back flip or something while you scored some mad air

or did you tumble into a back flip