holy hell I can tell that you hate me

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nathan, innocently “is chili soup?”

interviewer, excited about the debate that is ready to unfold, “you bring up a good point. we’re gonna bring that back home, keep going though,” as he points to jake to continue.

jake, “wait is that, was that-”

“CHILI’S NOT A SOUP,” zach interrupts sternly

interviewer says “hey, it’s your world!” encouraging the chili.

jake, in a defeated tone after changing his mind about tomato: “i’ll- ugh… chili, i guess…”

zach as he grabs the microphone, “chili’s not a soup. it’s not water based.” He says Very Confidently, “soup is water based.”

interviewer LOOKS AT CAMERA JUST TRULY FLABBERGASTED 

zach, continuing: “umm, i’m gonna go ahead and say-”

NATHAN NEARLY SPITS OUT HIS DRINK AS HE TURNS TO ZACH, POINTING, AND DECLARES, “FALSE!”  The small man can barely contain his rage.

zach is unphased. he goes on “broccoli cheddar, or,”

“thats not even WATER BASED!” nathan scoffs.

“its a classic!” the interviewer now seems to have SWITCHED SIDES HERE, defending zach!

@thehalocline: yesterday was a grand slam. we ate some hot chicken @royalshotchicken, went to @sluggernation, and had a great show. #louisvillelove