Hinga Dinga Durgen

Whatever, man. *does this*

Y’all

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

me leaving the house

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

can ppl stop being like “my ovaries!!” whenevr they see a cute guy its not problematic or anything its just weird as fuck

why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

growing up with three parents was really weird

what?? u had three parents??

yeah my mom’s a gemini

National Holiday

October 3 is so many things.