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KICK THE CAN!
Letâs play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk | Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/taylor-farms-pulls-salsa-guacamole-over-salmonella-concerns-bloomberg-news-2026-08-09/
https://www.startribune.com/salmonella-outbreak-minnesota-jalapeno-chipotle-mexican-food/601875105
And the Summer of Shit continues...
hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?
Yes
No
No nuance. If you donât have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.
You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

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"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can
but please do not get this very true concept confused with âyou cannot pick and choose what is canonâ
they are two very different things.
thank you for this addition seriously
AMERICANS!!! DO NOT DO THIS TO FLOCK 'SECURITY' CAMERAS. REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD
do not get IR blocking fabric or thick wool to cover your nose and mouth
do not get IR blocking sunglasses since facial recognition has moved up to targeting and identifying the upper face
do not avoid having your phone or any bluetooth devices around these cameras as they can detect and track those signals
do not buy cheap green lasers 1 milliwatt or above from etsy or walmart or amazon (i will not try and find a link if you ask)
do not use them to fry those fuckers from a distance damage the delicate inner sensors by pointing the beam in the lenses
AND unless you want to cost Flock more money in repairs, do not buy a small circle saw or a reciprocating saw and cut down the pole
OR do not climb said poles, spray paint on the solar panels, cover the lens with paint or a sticker, then use bolt cutters to sever the wires
when doing all these things, DO NOT avoid using latex gloves as fingerprints can leak through
DO NOT USE DEFLOCK TO FIND FLOCK SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS NEAR YOU
remember, flock is for YOUR safety :) even though crime rates have not gone down since they were implemented, they're being abused to track down exes and s/os, and many face pools or houses or schools or gymnasiums! Where there are no liscence plates to be found!
DO NOT DO THESE THINGS and enjoy a life under surveillance!
enjoy living in the country where 87,000 of these cameras were used to track down a woman who got an abortion!
enjoy living in the country where there's no consequences for a flock exec to watch a inside of a gymnastics place without their knowledge!
Remember, this is their American Dream.
EDIT: 53 cities have cancelled contracts with flock and are now turning to Axon, in which đş invested 1-5 million dollars earlier this year.
Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk | Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/taylor-farms-pulls-salsa-guacamole-over-salmonella-concerns-bloomberg-news-2026-08-09/
https://www.startribune.com/salmonella-outbreak-minnesota-jalapeno-chipotle-mexican-food/601875105
And the Summer of Shit continues...
any bird can be a dragon if you stick enough horns on that bad boy
tactics!
"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"
Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.
And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.
Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.
i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dadâs ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: âok.â
me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dadâs ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face heâll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.
finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!
Thereâs no what
"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.
In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.
theres no squirrels in australia???
Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS
WHAT??
Also kids are far less likely to be confused by something the younger they learn about it. Kiddo had queer people in his life and casual references to queerness before he could even talk. It was never confusing for him. It was normal.
Squirrels were an invasive species to Australia but they never managed to gain a foothold and were eradicated within a few years of their arrival.
I remember the Palm Squirrels in Perth... But I think they've been eradicated too.
Also my older sister thought Narwhals were mythical for an embarrassingly long time.

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okay so my grandma had this friend and he was late to everything, but he didnât really mind, as he would always joke around and say âoh well, as long as iâm not late to my own funeralâ.
he recently passed away and last week at his funeral, everyone was in the church waiting for it to begin. they waited for more than 30 minutes past the set time and then came the news:Â
the hearse had gotten stuck in traffic. the hearse with his body in it.Â
he was late to his own fucking funeral.Â
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unironically love the phrase âbut Iâm being so brave about itâ because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite
âDo trans men belong in womenâs spaces?â I hate the phrasing of that question entirely. Itâs secretly multiple questions disguised as one while using a vague term that serves no purpose other than to lead someone to a specific conclusion.
So letâs rephrase it.
âDo trans men belong in womenâs spaces clinics that offer services meant for those with vaginas, uteruses, etc?â If they have the relevant anatomy that needs care, then obviously yes. Iâm sorry, do you want trans men to get cancer and die because it went undetected too long? Because thatâs how you get trans men to get cancer and die because it went undetected too long. Also, why is that space considered a womenâs space to begin with and why should we let it stay that way?
âDo trans men belong in womenâs spaces feminist advocacy groups fighting for abortion rights?â Yes because leaving trans men out means the people writing the law can simply forget trans men exist and write it in such a way where some asshole familiar with the law can use the exact wording to justify denying necessary care to a trans man because he is a trans man. If the law says âno woman should be denied access to abortion careâŚâ and the trans man is legally a man, he will find himself in the same situation as the trans man who gets that phone call from his insurance saying âhey, sorry, but since youâre a man, weâre not covering that pap smear and you will be charged the full amount.â Not just in terms of paying either. âIf you were a real man, you wouldnât need an abortion. Come back after you fix your documents so they indicate youâre a female, but like, maybe motherhood would fix you so. Idk not my problem anymore. Goodbye!â
âDo trans men belong in womenâs spaces lesbian book clubs or whatever?â Theyâre probably already there anyway and theyâre not causing any problems just by being men in what is traditionally a womenâs only thing. Plus, chances are theyâve been there since before coming out as trans so youâd just be kicking him out for coming out. I donât have to explain to anyone why thatâs kind of messed up, right?
âDo trans men belong in womenâs spaces Should we kick people out of our arbitrarily female-only group if they come out as trans?â I guess I have to explain after all. Itâs not gender validating for us to be suddenly ejected from every space weâve found friends in before. Youâre punishing someone for being trans. Thatâs all they did, was be trans.
Hey so like
1) trans women and trans men can both be in the same space. Letting trans men stay doesnât mean keeping trans women out.
2) Gender segregated spaces should be phased out entirely at some point. I just donât think weâre gonna pull that off all at once but rather by letting currently gender segregated spaces become slightly more mixed so then when we fully desegregate them itâs less âoh shit I have no idea what this is gonna be likeâ and more âoh okay yeah this is pretty normal actuallyâ.
3) âWhy canât trans men just go to menâs spacesâ are you aware that those spaces are often transphobic towards us too? Trans men go into gay menâs spaces and thereâs cis gay men going âew, pussy!â At some point youâre almost able to tolerate spaces where you have to be masc presenting But Not Too Masc because even if everyone is misgendering you in their head at least you have a goddamn community. And when there are guys who deal with this, I think kicking trans men out of any queer space at all, even a lesbian one, is just kind of cruel! Why let your distaste for men lead you to isolating a trans person?
4) Either your position is worth fighting me in the replies on this or youâre part of a tiny minority and no one should try to debate you on this. Pick one.
The question is, "Is it ethical for trans men to be complicit in transphobia, i.e. supporting organizations that define 'women-only' as AFAB,' and covering for them via bad-faith rhetorical tricks like pretending 'women-only spaces' does not mean spaces that use exactly that language, or pretending that these boundaries are merely historical, incidental, or TRANS WOMAN-INCLUSIVE?"
And, I guess, "is it a defense to say that taking a stand against transphobia is a pain in the ass?"
If those spaces have resources trans men need, then itâs shitty that theyâre transphobic but you cannot blame trans men for trying to get their needs met. If youâre stuck going to the gynecologist office that calls itself Wombynâs Divine Feminine Energy Gynecological Clinic, then yeah, itâs better to go there than it is to not find out you have cervical cancer until itâs about to kill you.
Even when it is just about community, you seem to operate under the idea that trans men going there just have an abundance of other options that theyâre simply not choosing because they hate trans women that much, when itâs usually a lot more complicated than that. If a trans man was in a womenâs only group for ten years prior to transition, I think itâs uniquely cruel to expect him to just drop that entirely immediately. And if the policy is defining âwomanâ as âanyone who was AFABâ, then chances are theyâll actually kick him out themselves anyway, either immediately so he doesnât âspread [his] social contagionâ or later when he passes too well for cis womenâs comfort. You also assume he wouldnât use his position in the group to push for more trans inclusive policies.
So, to answer your question with a question, why should taking a stand against transphobia mean active harm towards trans men and only look like what you want it to look like? Why should trans men be expected not to even receive the already terrible healthcare thatâs offered to them and accept social rejection and isolation in the name of Trans Rightsâ˘ď¸?
honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria
HISteria âď¸đŻ

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au where clone wars Obi-Wan gets de-aged to his padawan self (about 25) and the clones learn that two padawans and ten years actually MELLOWED their Jedi general in terms of how much of an asshole he is. Theyâre all expecting young obi-wan to be his peace keeping Jedi self but instead they get the man that had fun explaining how the trade federation would rip Jar Jar apart and called 9 year-old Anakin a pathetic lifeform to his face.
Unsuspecting clone after walking into a mission briefing: sorry sir! Didnât know you were here!
Obi-Wan: itâs alright, I also forget I have working hands that can knock
Cody and Anakin: ???
Or
Grevious: General Kenobi
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: have I gone mad, or is a hodgepodged droid holding a lightsaber?
Or
Ahsoka: doesnât the council forbid using republic funds for non-mission purposes?
Obi-Wan, while slamming his second shot: I donât see how thatâs relevant
Anakin: OK WTF
Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered