Why are you here?

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

Mining skill does kind of determine how much can be extracted from a deposit, but that's because as refining and extraction techniques improve, the share of profitably accessible material increases.

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

In other news, the Sacred Brotherhood of Roko has announced that the world achieved technological singularity with the activation of the Basilisk_01 superintelligence program earlier this afternoon. When asked by reporters if it had any plans to create an artificial hellscape to torture the digitized souls of nonbelievers who did not contribute to its construction, the artificial intelligence responded, "What the fuck? Who even thinks of something like that?!"