ペンギン ストローク！

     ”How in the world could you assume such before we have even began to associate?”

"I can tell just by lookin at you! So...why not join the swim club!?"

"So you stole them. Return them now─"

"No way, Haru-chan! They're already attached to us--besides, it's not stealing~"

     Damn right it’d be free of charge. "But— I’m not even a student."

"So~? It's not like we have to tell anyone!"

     Geeze. Where’d this kid come from? "I— dunno if I’d have the time for somethin’ like that."

"Awwe...well, why not make time? It's a lotta fun! C'mon~ Tell me your name, I'll sign you up right now--free of charge!"

     ”—Feelin’ pretty good today.”

"Have you considered joining the Swim Club~?"

"I don’t─" At least not right now he has one.

"You don't have to lie to me! Don't worry, I wouldn't tell a soul~"

   ”Why did you hand me a hammer, Nagisa-kun. Hammers are not used to clean—.” And why does he have to do it by himself—. Is it some sort of ritual for the newest member of the team to do the dirty work?

"Well...the seals are gonna need more room to swim!" Yes, another part of the ritual is to make a batch of cookies for the shota of the team as well~

"There’s nothing wrong with my pants." Deadpans

"You clearly have an erection, Haru-chan. Trust me~ I know because it's the same thing that happens when you're around Rei-chan."

   ”Oh, sure—.” As much as he loved to clean; the pool didn’t need it.

"O-Kay! Here, you take this mop and hammer...and I'll sit over there and watch!"

I never thought I'd be swimming in a relay again.