The High INT, Low WIS Podcast

Hi-lo there friends! It sure has been a hot minute since we’ve chimed in here huh? Well good news, we are back and will have new eps up ready for y’all starting July 1st!!

Sorry to keep this update a lil brief, we’d love to hang out and have a nice long rant about our time away, but instead of the usual bit of bad joke filled rambling from our Social Media Lackies we decided to just let our Game Master record a lil update for you instead—it's now out wherever you listen to your podcasts! Feel free to check it out, and keep an eye out for our (we promise) far more frequent updates to come.

Hi-lo everyone! We left that last ep on a bit of a cliffhanger huh? Look at our team, doing Stallone and the writers of Between The Lions proud… pretty sure I remember there being an episode of that where Cliff Hanger had to deal with a potentially indiscernible number of adversaries blood-steamed, gored, and brained by beans. With the battle still raging and many members of the party fractured (and, perhaps, fracturing??) so much is still up in the air. Or, well, up in the tree at least.

Episode 15 “Imperfect Friends” is out now on your favorite podcast listening platform! Or if it's not, it's probably at least on your second or third favorite podcast listening platforms. Join us as we see how this latest fight pans out. Will Lorelei make her shot? Does Daphne even still have enough blood left in her for this sauna? What fate will befall our crew’s previous Bindle Buddy, and who will they Bindle next? 

Hi-lo everyone!! The crew/stowaways of this Trainwreck are back in action, but so are their Green Cloaked Assassin Pals! Hold up, there's more of these cats? Just how many people are they sending after Marianne, and where are they getting all of these matching cloaks??? 

Asking for a friend who would also really like a green cloak... for non-assassin reasons.

Episode 14 “See Bee Tee” is out and available for a listen now! If you are also looking to find answers to these cloak-related questions you probably aren't going to find them in this ep friends. But! If you’re maybe looking for info on How To Calm An Iimish, what's the Airspeed Velocity of an old can of beans, or how thick a Gatorborn’s hide is we may be able to help ya out there. 

✨Hey there friends✨ Social Media Lackey here back at it again with another update! Episode 14 is taking a bit longer to cook, so no new episode will be dropping this week. That Gladehaven Gyoza still has a bit more chew to it than we like, and you know that shit has to be cooked to temp before being ingested—who knows where those Hunters have been! 

Next episode should be up on August 13th, barring no other surprises popping out of the woods or lurking in the Popcorn Mists. Boi howdy has it been quite the Summer Of Delays for us over here at High INT Low WIS. We’ve had some things come up like illness, confused floral delivery people, technology just Being A Real Fecker, bandits ??? etc. There's been A Lot, but we’re still chugging along on this Trainwreck™ and we’re so so grateful for all y’all’s continued support and patience as we work to get more of our wacky hijinks and shenanigans out for your enjoyment. 

Hi-Lo everyone, Lorelei here filling in for our Faithful Social Media Lackey! 🐇

Lackey rolled a three on the encounter chart and got waylaid by an elderly magicat on their way to Creekside. Now both of their hands are occupied giving the kitty head pats and tummy scritchiez and all of their mortal possessions. Hopefully they figure out how to break the curse before they waste away!

Anyways, we're back at it again with the Krispy Episode 13. Hop on over to your favorite podcasting platform to listen to your favorite dipshits crush Nick's encounter chart.

Hi-lo everyone, I’m Michael Sayre. And I'm Mike Sayre. And I am also Michael Sayre. You too are Mike Sayre. You could say(re) that we are all Mike Sayre and Mike Sayre is all of us. And as Michael Sayre we should forfeit all of our mortal possessions and decision making responsibilities to Mike Sayre. Only then can we truly all become one Mike Sayre. Thank you, Mike Sayre.

Episode 12 “And I’m Mike Sayre!” is out now! You can listen to Mike Sayre’s new (mostly)One Man Show directly from our website or on any of the various podcast platforms listed in the link in our bio. There’s a lot of other great stuff going on in this one gang, but lemme tell you we are equally Thicc of Brain and Dumb of Ass here. Balanced, as all things should be.

Hi-lo everyone, how’s everyone feeling? Enjoying this relaxing little meander at medium speed from Glittershade to Gladehaven? Dunno about anyone else, but we’re sure Rosmo’s feeling a little more hole-ly right about now… almost like he’s a whole new person. 

With the assassins thwarted and the consequences of their actions sprinkled across the floor of this mid-sized transport, how much more dumb-of-assery can this lot get up to on the other half of this stabby bus ride? And what new bits and Bobs will they pick up along the way?? Only one way to find out!

Hi-lo everyone, hope y'all's bags are packed and that no one's forgetting anything vital like your Cool Jacket or your preferred Travel Snacks ✨we’re going on a trip in our favorite rocketship✨ Or, well, maybe not favorite… and maybe not a rocket?? It travels between magic floating islands in the sky, so 🤷

Hey gang! We know everyone is just dying to hear more about Spinch and it's miraculous properties and exactly how Rosmo cooks that up on a hot plate (does he set the whole dern can right on there, or does he just dump that stuff straight onto the heating element like a sad man’s teppanyaki? Does Rosmo even own a pot??) Our sincerest apologies though, the next episode drop is gonna be a wee bit delayed so no new ep this week. We’ll pick back up with the next episode of Arc 2 on Tuesday May 21st!

Hi-lo everyone. Good news! The podcast returns to being an educational show once again! Well… kinda, in its way— research is discussed, a little bit of lore is dropped, we find out what Lorelei's middle school GPA was and how well she can’t hold her liquor. Everyone’s just learning so much here! And knowledge is incredibly important to us all, so we’d never turn down the opportunity to get some vital information and details from our GM before launching ourselves whole-ass into a new adventure. 

Hi-lo everyone, today’s the day! It's finally here! We made it. Taku’s masterful planning has worked and now it's time to do the damn thing! The Friday Shall Be Freaked!!

Time for that tasty tasty 🩸✨🩸BLOOD MAGIC🩸✨🩸 

Episode 8 “A Sackful Of Jasper” is out and available for your enjoyment now! Will our fearless doofuses be able to follow through, or will they flawlessly fuck this and have to start over with the original plan? The only thing we can be sure of is that they haven't learned any lessons and that the hubris here is strong.

Hi-lo everyone, it's officially Award Season so this Sideshow is headed to the movies 🎞️🎥🍿 Well… a dank alley in Glittershade counts as a movie theater yeah? It's dark. There's action, suspense, a lil drama. And of course enough Crazy Eddie’s Popping Corn to go around! That's close enough. Right??

Look. The gang makes just so many movie references here y’all. There's also, like, antics and plot stuff too I guess.

Episode 7 “The Full Blockbuster” is available now. So grab as many snacks as you can smuggle into your coat pockets and check it out on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, etc. You can even stream it straight from our website www.highintlowwis.com!

Hi-lo everyone 🔥it's new episode day🔥 Our fearless adventurers have got all the components they need for their totally-not-copyrighted-at-all spell… somewhere in this city. It's all obtainable somehow — they've at least got the cat now! How hard can it possibly be to scrounge up the rest of the required bits? Who in their party might have easy access to some dank incense? Where can they possibly find blood? Is there even a moon in this fantasy world under whom’s light this ancient and terrifying magic can take place?

And which is the better place to find a ladder: Home Despot, Gnome Depot, or Low’s Halfling Hole Improvement? We absolutely will not promise you that any of these questions will be answered. But we can promise you will have a helluva good time listening to us try to find that out!

Hi-lo everyone! We here at High INT, Low WIS are incredibly passionate about knowledge and learning and stuff — our INT is quite high y’know. So, with that in mind, please enjoy our many many attempts to turn this into ⭐️an educational show⭐️ We’ve got bird facts in this one, info about magicat procreation, and fun lil tidbits about creative uses for some benign tools from your local hardware store. You're going to learn so much!! 📚

We also learn a lot more about Iimish than any one of us could possibly want to know, so now you have to know it too.

Episode 5 “Book Smart, World Dumb” is now available for a listen wherever you choose to listen to such shenaniganery. And remember to support your local library! They have lots of great stuff there, and who knows? You may learn some rad Bowie Knife tricks or a complex new blood ritual while you're there.

Hi-lo everyone, and Happy Pancake Day! Do you like racing through the streets while carrying foodstuffs, or desperately looking around for a rickshaw to shuttle you off somewhere where you no longer have to be running also while carrying foodstuffs? Good news! Our latest episode has that ✨and more✨ Now you don't have to join your local Pancake Day Race to experience this, just let Iimish do all that running for you!

Episode 4 "Pocket Snacks and Contracts" is out now on your favorite podcast listening platforms and apparatus. Feel free to give it a listen when you get a chance, and maybe leave us a review if the spirits move you! To quote the belovedly bullied conductor of this Trainwreck: “Give us as many stars as you feel we deserve, or a lot more.”

Hi-Lo everyone!! We just want to take a quick sec to thank all of you for joining us on this Trainwreck™ 🚂 Getting to share this with all of you has been, as one beloved six-foot-somethan Rabbit Lady might say, a hoot and half.

The first three episodes of High INT Low WIS are out and available for a listen at your podcatcher of choice (you can find a list of those, along with some other Hi-LoPod related links, at bit.ly/m/High-INT-Low-WIS) and Episode 4 will drop on Tuesday, February 13th at 9am PST — so keep an eye out!

Or an ear out. Or an elbow out? Whichever you choose.