existing but a little to the left

am i crossing my eyes or is everything just blurry?

clipped right thru the floorboards

what the fuck is a “body”

i have too many bodies at once and they’re trying to start a fight club. how many arms are humans supposed to have again?

floam

sounds fake but ok

pick two: harsh noise, dial up tone, cantina theme [10 hour version]

360 no scope

the atmosphere is lighting me on fire very, very slowly.

someone: “wow! you handled that stressful situation so well! so cool and competent!” me, unaware that anything happened: “i what now”

*forgets to breathe for 5 hours*

- i see people trying to interact with me but i’m not real so..?

- i just noticed my hands are shaking so i must be scared, cool! that seems like an appropriate emotion to be having

- why did all these primates gather in a room together like this?

- this could literally be any room in the entire world or i could be outside, if it shifted right in front of me at any moment it wouldn’t even faze me