unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

I’m not gon lie, when I was. Kid I used to drink pool water!!! The chlorine poisoning is prolly what’s wrong wit me now!!

if jennifer of jennifer's body had just invested in some meal planning she could've stretched those dead boys into a week's worth of meals. that's why i'm so excited to announce the sponsor of this post, hello fresh. hello fresh is a meal delivery service that does the work of meal planning and meal prep for you, so you don't have to worry your pretty brunette head about figuring out where your next boy meal is coming from

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

Be the energy you want around you.