Guess I'll Die

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me

It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her

Update: She’s my girlfriend now it’s all fun and gay again

this is better literature than any novel written by a man

So I was scratching my girlfriend’s back and I decided to write ‘will you marry me’ on her back and as I was writing it she interrupted me and said yes I’ll marry you and my heart died… so guys, that’s how I proposed to my girlfriend

this.. this is.. so pure

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!

*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains