hiccup hospital

they said my body was, quote, “too decrepit and nasty, too genetically fucked” for experimentation so, you know. best case outcome, but still, not great.

I saw the post about the kangaroo that wasn’t a chihuahua and something very specific is wrong with me bc my brain immediately processed the thumbnail as mundane au peter belly art

our labs have such a high productivity rate that we’re experimenting on our own goddamn doctors, okay? our fucking site director is incubating a litter of psychic wasp alien hybrid babies that are gonna be in the brainwash on thursday, the best nuclear physicist I’ve ever worked alongside who is almost like what I assume a healthy paternal figure would be like currently has tits like tumblr heritage post rouge the bat, they sent out a safety inspector and we turned her into some kind of mannequin porcelain cyborg with a spider pussy, and you’re sitting here telling me you’re stressed when all you have to do is sit there getting jerked off and fingered by repurposed military death robots? oh my god, bitch! I need that cum last month!!!

parademon and ragdoll are already so omegaverse coded send post

whenever I get super into mpreg it almost always coincides with ovulation in my menstrual cycle while remaining autotokophobic and I can only conclude that my ovaries are under the impression that I can impregnate cis men, perhaps via some sort of ovipositor

I unfortunately have a highly complex form of cryptohumiliation fetish where a character receiving verbal abuse does nothing for me and actually actively kill my boner and rather I must set up a narrative Rube Goldberg device in my mind wherein someone’s own specific, personalized deep-seated psychological baggage perfectly lines up with the circumstances of their misfortune to mortally wound their ego, most likely while everyone around them has no idea what’s happening and it would, in fact, only make their feelings of indignity worse if they were to express their feelings openly, because just the fact that they’re so insecure that the situation is embarassing to them is embarrassing in and of itself

cassandra being completely unused to the physical mechanics of crying so whenever she gets sufficiently upset she gives herself the hiccups from hyperventilating while sobbing