history of the entire world, i guess pt. 1 {Sentence Starters}
“Taste the sun!”
“Wow, that’s big.”
“Let’s do it together!”
“Look at those breasts.”
“New shit just got made!”
“That’s a human person.”
“The sun is a deadly lazer…”
“Like I said, it didn’t happen.”
“It’s sad. I’m sad. I miss you.”
“Brand new, way crazier shit!”
“Wow, that’s animals and stuff!”
“Fuck it, time to plant some grass.”
“Aw, fuck, now everything’s dead…”
“He was great. And now he’s dead.”
“Look at this, I control the food, now.”
“Hell yeah, now we’ve got business!”
“You could make a religion out of this.”
“And there’s no food yet, so I don’t care.”
“Coming soon to a dank river valley near you!”
“I don’t know. My dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.”
“Tired of using lame, sad metal? Introducing BRONZE!”
“Hi, you’re on a rock floating in space! Pretty cool, huh?”
“Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right?”
“I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat!”
“Holy shit, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks!”
“Yeah, it broke apart. Don’t worry about that, does it all the time.”
“Forget this, I wanna be something! Go somewhere, do something!”
“Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok, thanks, bye.”
“You could make a religion out of this… and maybe conquer the world, as well.”














