yh boi

I’d get dressed an hour early just to sit in the room n watch my girlfriend get ready n listen to her tell me how she does her eyebrows

i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

2016 mood board

@anyone explain why men are so ugly and entitled

carly rae jepsen was cute. fun. innocent. playful. she was what white girl pop music needed. and then y’all let her fade away and allowed meghan trainor into top 40 charts. unforgivable. 

where is the lie

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.

i hate meeting new people and them being like ‘oh ur so quiet :(’ like ????????? what the FUCK am i supposed to tell u jessica i dont even KNOW you