Eye Emojis @ Things

That's not how you treat a wound, Ethan

Me: YES KING! GIVE US NOTHING! 🖤

Do people seriously hate Ethan? Or somehow think him taking down the four lords and Miranda is unjustified murder? Okay let’s simplify everything down to its barest parts.

this due would not have survived Raccoon City or anything else– he’s Just Some Dude that is hard to kill entirely bc he’s made of mold now. That’s it, that and stubbornness.

I’m just delighted by this entirely bland normie dude that keeps being yote into Situations and Circumstances.

This man could be seen mispronouncing taco varieties at a food truck outside his job in Texas before they moved. This is a man who enthusiastically orders spicy food and then has to be talked into ordering like,,, milk or something by his coworkers bc he can’t handle it. 

Also he’s a good dad, doing his best, and doesn’t hate his wife even tho she super doesn’t deserve that level of forgiveness after lying about working for a bioweapon company and also trying to kill him under the influence of mold.

point the last: if mia had been the protag we would have expected that. Agent keeping her work a secret from her plain, loving but boring, husband? Extremely intelligent and versed in handling BOWs? Perfect RE protag– but having said husband be thrown into being the protag just means we’re right next to him going “and what the FUCK is that”.

Continued below!

I FOUND SOME MORE ZIM ART IN MY DRAFTS OOPS 

zim is placing his order at mcmeatys and gir is having the time of his life