MORNING DEW
Synopsis. Welcome to the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT! Where we take the information given on your profile, a few tests run by our team of experienced matchmakers, and our cutting-edge matchmaking system to scientifically pair you up with the perfect JJK man to ahem- make you Juno, you know?
Pairings. [SEPARATE] Gojo x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Geto x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Toji x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem!reader, bed chem, matchmaking, Dr. Shoko cameo, sheâs had enough, NEEDY JJK men, chokĂng, spĂtting, IĂngerie, DlLF!Toji, ex!Geto, arguing while doing it, ROUGH s, p talking, p sIapping, cIit pinching, doggy, fuII neIsons, toys (Sukuna), DP, BIIIIG stretches, pushing down, cervĂx smooches, manhandIing, DĂMBlFICATION, Choso with pĂercings, Chosoâs inspired by HoriMiya a little, matĂng presses, fĂrst times (him), pĂšssydrunk JJK men, bĂting, prem. ejac, nerd!Gojo, creampĂes, cĂşmplay, Iove hotels, pet names, swĂŠaring.
A/N. DADDY TONYâS BAAAAAACK!! And I might not have brought chiId support but I DID bring the Iittle announcement that I mightâŚmayhapsâŚbe working on my own Iittle story hehehe. Itâs what Iâve been so busy with- and itâs something Iâve been wanting to write for a looooong time now. Iâve currently been worldbuilding smmmm ah, but yeah! Hoping to share this one with you too one day babygirls <33
⥠TOJI FUSHIGURO - 99.96% MATCH!
âSo is this thing measuring, likeâŚbed chemistry?â
Oh. Your words ring far too loudly inside your ears - let alone inside this clinic. And youâre not quite sure who to blameâDr. Ieiri Shoko for keeping her office so barren, or yourself for asking that question.
Like the bleached inside of a tusk, the surface of a porcelain plate just a touch too smooth. Too polished. Intimacy has never been so undefiled as these cold white walls advancing upon either side of you, clung onto by a fugitive nervousness that was white-hot. Not just yours - but the tens of thousands of clients that the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT boasts to have helped on their site.
Itâs not quite what one imagines when they say âfamous matchmaking agencyâ.
Your smile tightens. âM-my apologies, I hope I didnât offend-â
âYes.â Her sudden answer makes you stop. âYes, it is like bed chem.â
You gulp.
âAnd it seems youâre a 99.96% match with ah- Mr. Fushiguro Toji.â
99.96%.
âOhâ was right.
Just his name sends a thrill down your spine.
Your fists clench in your lap, and before you know it, youâre nodding at the woman. âI wouldâŚlike to meet him, please.â
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Name: Fushiguro Toji
Age: ?*
Occupation: ??
Category: DILF
Primary likings: Rough. Manhandling. Doggy. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 8 onwardsâŚ)
*Got offended when asked (assumed mid-thirties).
One date that lasts about an hour.
One date that lasts about an hour - thatâs all it takes for the boiling tension between you and âMr. Fushiguro Tojiâ to bubble over. Perhaps it was due to the shared knowledge that you two were scientifically identified to be perfect sexual matches, perhaps it was the way those vine-green eyes swept over you leisurely, appreciatively, as you walked into the romantic dinner date arranged by the agency.
It seems Toji had entered himself into the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT on accident after believing it was a normal matchmaking agency.
ââso imagine my surprise when I get there nâ all the questions are about what positions I like to stick my dick in?â Heâd gruffed over the candlelit dinner - French cuisine, was it? A few of the other patrons glared at him, but Toji paid no attention. âI mean- I went along with it, of course. Already paid about twenty yen, hmpfâŚbut I hadnât actually planned to go through with this bullshit until-â
Those intense eyes of his flickered to you once more.
â-I saw that application of yours- of course.â And you felt the inchoate desire in your stomach give a strange twistââA 99.6-â
â99.96%. Actually.â You interrupted, gnawing on your bottom lip.
âInteresting.â Toji smiled and leaned back into his chair. âReally interesting.â
And perhaps it wasâ
âDonât tell me Iâve fucked ya speechless already when I havenât even put it in?â
Youâre snapping back to your senses- enough reminiscing about those first few minutes of meeting the man that was currently hugging you close to him - crushing you against his sultry sweat-sticky abs - not in a gentle display of affection, but such a lecherous embrace. Tacking his toned pelvis against your ass. Letting his engorged tip push-push-push between your pussylips and sliiiiiiiide down all those tender innards.Â
Toji keeps you from moving even a single inch as he shuffles you into doggy position. The bed whines just as you do. âSâthis your favorite?â He watches from the corner of his eye as you nod. âYeahhhh, mine fuckinâ too, girlie.â
And, in emphasis, heâs circling one roughened palm over your right ass cheekâgiving just a brazen little smack.Â
âMine fuckinâ too, girlie.âÂ
âI mean, thereâs a reason they matched us.â You huff at him.
âYeah- and Iâm about to find out.â Toji mutters. And youâre hearing him before anything else - the soft creaking! of that shitty love hotel bed, dipping, as he shuffles even closerâthe sultry lilâ smooch of his wet tip kissing your hole. Thump-thump-thumpâyou can count every pulse. His or yours? âBite the pillow.â
âWhy would I need to- ohhhh, mpf-â
The answer to your question comes swift and merciless - because in one fluid motion Toji has his cocktip burgeoning inside, and his hips plastering to yours.Â
He keeps both hands - warm and slightly gnarled with callouses from whatever shady line of business he was in - firmly upon either side of your waist. Using his massive strength to jerk you backâjust a littleâŚBut it feels like Toji was pumping thoroughly into your deepest core.
He was usinâ the little flare underneath his tip to stretch that snug channel- stretching and stretching that first ring of muscle. And then bashing his cockhead in so roughly that you start to wonder whether he was having issues controlling himselfâyouâre feeling Toji let out a little cracked groan as he feels your walls quiver around him. And then heâs pushing his hot cock in aaaaaaall the way as deep as it could go- âAaaaaaatta girl. Thatâs a good girl. Now for the fun partâŚâÂ
You furrow your brows half-heartedly. âThis isnât already the fun part?â Earning yourself the oh-so-lascivious punishment of yet another spank on your right cheek; and then a few more probinâ pushes of his cock. âI was justâoh-â Your toes curl as he hits a particularly good spot without even trying.
âIt is.â Toji responds. âBut itâs just about to get a whole lot more fun.â
Youâre shivering as one of his fingertips paint the line down your spine, immediately followed by a string of kisses as far as he could go. But, of course, you never did expect Fushiguro Toji to be so gentleâdid you? You never wanted him to be, did you?
Because his lips hover âround the soft skin of your right shoulderâand without warning, heâs biting. Your mouth opens in a soundless scream.
With a grunt that sounds as though itâs been dragged from the primal depths of his throat, Toji jerks your hips back into his with a plap! of skin-on-skin. And almost before that, heâs suddenly starting to pummel and pummel those rugged hips of his into yours, utterly molding his thick cock into your goopy insides- coating every inch with a layer of his slickâ
âBecause.â Toji gruffs out in an animalistic way - he angles his head and licks a long stripe up your neck. âBecause- it took me a loooooooong time to get matched on that damn program. A long fuckinâ time.â
âOh-â Youâre yelping as he tugs your arms from underneath you- and youâre collapsing face-first into the soft strawberry-scented pillows. Collapsed doggy.Â
And before you know it, Toji straightens up and lets the heel of one of his feet rest on the corner of your shoulder. âTch- way too fucking long.â This angle lets his cock penetrate even deeper, and his bouldering tip pushes into every single slick-filled orifice inside. âHow long should it take to find a pretty babe fâme who likes it roughââ And he fucks you rough. â-who likes it hardââ And he fucks you hard. â-who likes me disrespectinâ this pussy like she deserves. Now how hard should that be, hm?â
And youâre unsure whether he was genuinely expecting a response or not - but youâre letting out a blabber of something you hope is comprehensible either way. âIâmmm, notthathard-â
âExactly.â Toji huffs out a short breath of laughter. Then his hands are on youâpushing on the base of your spine and arching you in ways you didnât even know were possible.
âO-ohhhhhh, harder-â
âThought you said it wasnât that hard? And throw in a little manhandling-â Arching. âJust a little dumbification.â Making you drool. He reaches his foot - just a little, just softly - up to put pressure on near your neck nâ restrict your air flowâhe leaves you gasping and choking with every thrust. âA little choking- heh.â He looks you over. âMaybe a few daddy issues-â
âHey!â
âAnd then youâve got it. Perfectly matching. Now that shouldnât be so hard, hm?â
But you canât quite answer.
Because Tojiâs fucking you so good- heâs thrusting his cock into yours like he wants his pelvis melded to yours ass. Heâs crushing and draaaagging your limp body down the bed and into his strong arms.Â
Itâs almost as if your bodies are communicating with a secret language, because whenever youâre bouncing back heâs angling juuuust right to swab into your g-spot, when youâre jerking forwards heâs chasinâ after that syrupy-sweet pussy of yours. Candied with glittering globs of his pre.Â
Creating a swatting sound so loud, creating a pressure between your legs so hard, that your ears start ringingââOh, p-pleaseâŚâ
âAnd yâknow the only difference between you and me?â Tojiâs still steamrolling his dirty sentences- and you can barely blink your eyes open past all the pleasure heâs giving you. But you must manage to make some noise of question, because he continues. âThat agency categorized me as a DILF. And youâre no MILFâŚyet.â
A shockwave runs down your spine.
âTh-that meansâŚâ
Toji leans in and huffs. Clammy breath. âSo that profile said something about a breeding kink?â
⥠NANAMI KENTO - 100.1% (?) MATCH!
âYouâve done it. Iâm ahâŚnot quite sure how- but youâve done it.â Dr. Shoko breathes. And although the words are in her usual impervious tone of voice, thereâs a quiver there at the end that, after weeks of appointments with the doctor, youâve learned to pick out as foreign.Â
Dr. Ieiri Shoko never wavers.
Youâre leaning in and attempting to peek at your file. âIs there something wrong, doctor?â
âNot unless you count breaking the programâs metric wrong.â She slides over the file - face down as though the documents inside would snap at her if she wasnât careful - and youâre immediately flipping it open. Your eyes widen as theyâre immediately drawn to the bold, underlined number of a 100.1% match shown at the top of the first pageâyouâre then meeting Shokoâs own widened gaze.
âHuh?â
âThatâs putting it lightly.â Shoko opens her drawer and takes out two caplets of Extra Strength Tylenol and chugs them downâno water. She closes her eyes for a second to let them pass down her slender throat, and once she opens them again sheâs immediately looking down at the file - as if hoping it had disappeared in the time.Â
But no such luck for Dr. Ieiri Shoko today.
She lets out a prolonged sigh and leans back in her chair. Enough time has passed that the two of you could forgo such formalities in the presence of the other, âI justâŚI just donât know how that could happen. Mathematically and scientifically, it just doesnât make sense. And yet, the program never makes a mistake- never.â
You understood her plight - youâd looked over (and passed on) your fair share of matches, and the highest youâd gotten was a 78% match with some guy called Atsumu Miyaâyou just had this nagging feeling that youâd find a greater match.
A strongerâŚchemistry with someone else.
And so youâd passed. And passed. And passed, until you were starting to feel that perhaps youâd never find a match greater than the 90% or even 80% statistics that the site often boasted. That is untilâŚ
Name: Nanami Kento
Age: 27
Occupation: Office worker
Category: Gentleman with a big D.
Primary likings: Service dom. Fitting. Milk him. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 9 onwardsâŚ)
Your eyes linger on those last two words of his Primary Likings section: milk himâŚ
And immediately youâre feeling a thrill shoot up between your legsâcausing them to squeeze together, causing Shokoâs eyes to quickly flicker down at the miniscule action. âHm.â She types something on her keyboard - and you assume sheâs shooting an email to one of the matchmakers in the program. âMaybe thatâs what they mean by a match of 100.1%âŚâ
White-hot embarrassment curls around your heart. âWhat? Oh, youâre incorrigible-â
âAnd youâre glad.â She smirks. âThis is what youâre been waiting all this time for, isnât it?â
âWell, yesâŚâ Youâre looking down at the passport-sized photo of Nanami on the front page. It was seemingly some sort of office photo he mustâve used in his resumes as well; and there he stood all sharp and aloof - almost bored - in a form-fitting suit and his blond hair pushed back smoothly, deep-set eyes almost piercing through the photocopied paper. Like an utter gentleman. âYeah. Yeah, maybe.â
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âItâs okay, darling, you donât have to take it allââ
âBut I want to, Kento.â
Thereâs something so sensual - so utterly fucking erotic - about the way Nanami looks when heâs on the verge of pussydrunkness. Sprawled out on the love hotel mattress. Jawline dotted with your recently-made hickies. His thick thighs are tensing and untensingâjust as youâre straddlinâ his hips just a little wider and taking in Nanamiâs rock-hard, drippinâ wet cock.
A meek blush creeps up the manâs cheeks once you cup them.
Youâre lifting Nanamiâs handsome face up to meet yours, and keep such looong, loving eye contact as youâre sliding your hips down and gulping one more inch after inch. Thick inch after inch.Â
The poor manâs breath catches and heâs letting out a little whimper as Nanamiâs hot girth fills you up tantalizingly. âOh sh-shitââ
Your body arches into his. âMmm, with such a big, pretty cock like this - how could I not?â
âP-prettyâŚâ He repeats. Those golden-hazel eyes of his widen behind his glasses, and you swear you see them welling up with tears as you take him. âBut darling, what if itâs too big?â
âIt could never be too big.â You cock your head with a sultry smile. âWeâre a 100.1% match, remember? That meansâŚâ
In emphasis, youâre swervinâ your hips down in a semi-circular motion that makes him drive even deeper.
â-every part of us matches.â
And then poor Nanami Kento - overworked, underpaid, going off of nothing but instant coffee and the smell of freshly-baked bread from the bakery near the office - is being ridden to heaven by your devilish hips. Up and down. Up and down. The way youâre digging your nails into his shouldersâŚthe way youâre pushing your nipples up against his pecs, rubbingâŚthe way youâre clenchinâ around his tip - right where he was the reddest and hottest and most sensitive - every time he probes inside.
A too-loud moan erupts from his lipsâand Nanami immediately attempts to clamp his mouth shut.
But thereâs no use. Youâre watching with a knowing smile as youâre fucking such lasvicious moans nâ ribbons of spittle out of him. With every single squeeze.Â
Spit drips down the side of his mouth- and he shivers as you lean in and lick it away. âS-so that meansâŚâ He whispers. Almost to himself. Those pretty eyes of his keep starinâ down lovingly at the area you two were connected. â-this lovely lady is made for me?â
âIf by âlovely ladyâ, youâre referring to my pussyâŚâ You reply coyly. You throw your arms around him and tug on those precious golden curls at the nape of his neck. It makes a sexy grunt escape Nanamiâs lips. âThen why donât you find out?â
And Nanami doesnât know why- he canât help himself.
Itâs just likeâŚthe more times heâs thrusting inside your cunt, semi-thrusts, the deeper heâs delving between those sweet pussylips, the more addicted heâs getting to it.
Heâs reaching up and pressing down where he was fitting inside.
âOh.â Nanamiâs eyes grow heavy. Drunk on lust. A twinge of pain runs up your core as he squeezes a mere inch more, âOh. I-is this okay?â
âKeep going.â
And heâs stretching you so much you canât even begin to describeâ
âShiiiiit-â
âDoes it hurt? I hope it doesnât hurt-â
âNo no- oh, more-â
âItâs trueââ He spits. Beads of sweat plaster his temple, and his features twitch in pure carnal ecstasy as you squeeze your pretty legs tighter around him. A vein makes itself prominent on his neck. âFuck, itâs true- sheâs taking me so well-â
With a single thumb, he spreads apart your pussylips nâ watches his inches slip inside.
âAnd sheâs so hungry for it, too.â Nanami looks up at you. âDo you think sheâs been hungry for it all this time, my love? My cock?â
âOh, I bet.â Throwing your head backâyouâre practically plastered against Nanamiâs surprisingly toned front. âKeep going, keep going, keep going, please- Kentoââ
âAnything for you.â
And to be honest, Nanami Kento never saw himself as the wild type in bed.Â
For starters, he was a busy manâspreedsheets were his regular partner, and powerpoints were his mistress. And perhaps that was the exact reason Shoko, his lifelong friend, had signed him up for this stupid program. As much as Nanami had howled and huffed about the ethics of signing oneâs friend up for this and âbut he needs to work that day so he doesnât need to do overtimeâŚâ lo and behold there he found you.
Well, more like you found him.
Showing up so pretty and perfect for your first meeting in Shokoâs officeâand when heâd seen that match measurement of 100.1%âŚNanami felt a sudden flare of madness: that perhaps this entire thing wouldnât be so bad after all.
Your second meeting had been in this cramped love hotel.Â
And Nanami had meant to wine and dine you- heâd meant toâŚbut here he was. Hand clamoring to clasp either side of your hips - leaving crescent nail marks. Hips pushing off the mattress in animalistic little jerksânot even propery fucking inside, just yearning to feel the carnal squeeze of your cuntâ
He hits that one spot. And he knows he does.
Because Nanamiâs feeling his rotund cockhead push apart your pussylips nâ then slip somewhere deeeeep inside - one velvety bundle of nerves that makes you moan uncontrollably. Just a few inches more and heâd be hitting your coveted cervixâŚ
And he does, but it feels like whiplash.
Because soon enough Nanamiâs flipped the two of you over so that the bed dips with your combined weight, with you being manhandled onto your back, and Nanamiâs cock wedging deeper into your cunt than itâs ever gone before. Inch by inch. Itâs a hypnotizing mix of pain and pleasure as he marks every nook, cranny, and crevice inside you with silky dollops of pre.Â
He finally fits.
And Nanami lets out a massive gasp - several - as though heâd just finished a marathon once he does so. â100.1%â He throatily repeats - whilst it feels like youâre squeezing him strong enough to milk him. Youâre letting out a botched moan as he nudges against your cervix with the top of his smooth tip, smearing sprays of gooey precumâas if heâd go even deeper if he could.Â
âI wonder what the 0.1% is, my love?â
Youâre not getting out of here alive.
⥠GETO SUGURU - 98% (UN)MATCH!
âThis is so stupid- we have no bed chemistry.â
âAbsolutely no chemistry.â
âSeriously no chemistry.âÂ
âNot even an ounce of chemistry.â
âThen whyâre you inside me?â
âWhyâd you ask me to be inside you?â
âIâm the one asking the questions here-â You scoffâbut you know heâs got you cornered. And by the smug expression on Geto Suguruâs stupidly handsome face, he knows that too.Â
Unfortunately for him - youâre never one to back down. And so youâre slightly lifting your hips off the sweat-sodden mattress, not giving the man a second of warning before youâre clamping your silken walls down haaaaard âround his cockâand you try to ignore just how good - and familiar - it feels to have him inside you.
There was the thickness of his cockhead - flared the most at the base and perfect to jostle apart your slutty channel like you wanted so badly. There was one- two- three of his most prominent veins, curved down the middle of his shaft and rubbing against your pulsating soft spots. There was the arch of his erection that meant heâd not only be pushed against your cervix- but also up at the roof of your cunt.Â
His breath hitches, and heâs letting his head throw back. Cute.Â
And you never did expect to be matched with your stupid ex on that stupid sexual matchmaking program.
Let alone actually have sex with him again.
Let alone this be your fourth round.
Name: Geto Suguru
Age: 28
Occupation: Prefers not to say
Category: Morally grey.
Primary likings: Degradation. Spitting. Choking. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 69 onwardsâŚ)
âYou look as though youâve seen a ghost.â Dr. Shoko had commented. âMaybe a little check-up-â
âNo.â Youâd responded. âIâm ah- fine. Itâs justâwhat sort of a category is that?â
âYouâd be surprised what our clients are into.â She looked at you with amusement. âAnd, it seems, you as well.â
You shrunk in the clinic seat in shame.
And the most infuriating part of allâŚwas that the damn program had been correct.Â
Geto managed to string your body nâ your pleasure along as if it took him no effortâheâd memorized all your sweetest spots inside and it seems heâd never forgotten, heâd never hesitate before spankinâ on your throbbing clit because he already knows itâs going to set your body alight, heâd thrash and thrash his hips into yours because he was fucking angry. And you were, too.
So why did the two of you break up in the first place? Ah, letâs just sayâŚthat plans of world domination and date nights donât go together that well.
But Geto, it seems, was a changed man (or so he said).
Heâd dissolved his cult that he always refused to call a cult (or so he said). He was back to self-studying and mending his relationships (or so he said) except, of course, his one with youâŚ
âStop thinking about what an asshat I am, you always get that look when you think about what an asshat I am.â Youâre hearing Geto scoff from above youâand he has the audacity to lean down and prod your furrowed brow relaxed. âSâgonna make me soft.â
âJoin the club, Iâm already dry.â
With a single - perfectly shaped - brow raised, Geto creeps his right hand down your sideâletting those soft fingertips of his just lightly caress the front of your cunt. Your utterly sodden cunt. âThatâs not what this pussyâs telling me?â
Youâre scrambling onto your elbows. âCommunication issues for two years and suddenly youâre the pussy whisperer?â
âYes. Good that youâre catching up-â That very hand comes up to push you downââDown, gorgeous- letâs do it my favorite position, hm?â
You scoff. âI donât remember your favorite position.â
âOh yeah? Then whyâre you halfway down to a full nelson?â
And it was trueâah, for all your supposed pride and dignity, and the pep talk that youâd given yourself before the agency-organized dinner date that you would totally not fuck Geto Suguru no matter how handsome he lookedâŚ
But dammit, heâd worn his long hair down.
Of course, the two of you argued over your romantic dinner. Squabbling. Bickering. Making the server hold in his laughter every time you (admittedly immaturely yet albeit justifiably) swiped something off of Getoâs plate when he wasnât looking; whatever one wanted to call it.
Of course, the two of you ended up at the love hotel a few minutes away from the restaurant; whatever one wanted to call it.
And currently youâre basking in the saturated, sickly-sweet strawberry scent bursting out in plumes from the love hotel pillows. âEugh- I hate this smell.â
âOh shush, youâre underneath me.â Geto got himself settled in the full nelson underneath you- and he doesnât waste a single second before collectinâ a few trickles of slick on his right palm. He then grabs himself and coats his shaft in all the gossamer substanceâpushing his perky tip against your hole. And then inside.
âO-ohhhhhââ Your voice cracks.
âShut up, youâve taken me more.â Geto spits- and at that very moment, youâre embarrassed to say that a carnal part of you twitches. And soon enough, heâs getting absolutely slathered in all those dewy droplets of sap that heâs missed so much since the break-upâabsolutely claiming him, is what Geto likes to think. âAnd heh- based on what I read on your profileâŚme telling you to shut up just made you wetter-â
âA coincidence.â You sputter. âS-surely a coincidence.â
âHmmm? And is it a coincidence that almost all those cute kinks on your profile were ones that I got you into?â He purrs- purrs.
âNot all- hngh, of them-â
âMaybe, but letâs be real, gorgeousââ And then Geto trails off - and itâs never a good sign when Geto trails off. Because that means- smack! As expected, his fingertips come slamminâ down until your clitâs swelling just a bit more, and his hips donât slow down for a single second. Youâre wincing as he keeps steamrolling. â-this pussy learned most of her tactics from me.â
What arrogance. Although you couldnât lie- seeing Geto so worked up sent pangs of pleasure searing through every fibre of your body. And your favorite method to get him to shut up was to-
âClench.â Heâs gritting his teethâhissing his words out through them, as he bucks his hips upwards- meeting your flutterinâ walls head-on with a sudden thwack! at your cervix. âYeah- donât think I donât know about your secret technique-â Geto sounds crazed as he whispers in your ear, tone hitching and warbling with every second. But he still keeps going. â-and who taught you that clenchinâ so hard- clenching with the force of your core- feels so good?â
âI-IâŚâ Saliva seeps into your mouth twofold now that Getoâs increasing his pace. He reaches over nâ licks that little splatter-Â
âI-I-I-IâŚâ Geto mocks. âI donât think youâre being truthful, girl~â
âIt was youââ Youâre yowling- attempting to stand upwards to perhaps get ahold of yourself - but the only thing youâre succeeding in doing is urging Geto to wrap his left arm around your neck and draaaaaaag you right back down.Â
You gasp at the sensation of his thick biceps; the firmness and strength held within them; the curves and dips of his muscles. âAnd who taught you that getting choked like this feels good?â
Youâre so woozy- fuck, your headâs throbbing and youâre feeling the wadded-up remnants of cum Getoâs left behind from previous rounds. Harder and harder. Rougher, his balls keep slapping against the front of your sodden folds. âYouâŚâ
âAnd who taught you that this pussy feels better when mâbeing mean?â
âYouââ
âAnd whoâs getting back together with you?â
âYou- wait, what?â
âHeh.â
⥠CHOSO KAMO - 92% MATCH!
Name: Kamo (Itadori) Choso
Age: ?*
Occupation: Student
Category: Hey, hey, hey EMO BOY!
Primary likings: Subbing. Getting pussydrunk. Shooting blanks. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 14 onwardsâŚ)
*Client became nervous after seeing the diagrams of sexual positions in the following forms and could not answer (EDIT: Later confirmed 23 but spiritually 150 (?)).
âHim?â
Dr. Shoko sits statuesquely before you. No change in her expression. Not even the slightest twitch in her fingers as she flips through your documents one more time.
After a moment of silence, she takes a deep breath and asks. âErm- my apologies, but would I be right in assuming that youâre not attracted to hi-â
âNoâno, no, no, no, no-âÂ
âAh- well, thatâs one way to pass on a match-â
âNo- thatâs- thatâs not what I meant.â Red-hot embarrassment, shot through with a spike of excitement once your eyes drop down to the profile of the man once more, curdles in your chest. And youâre sure you look quite frantic attempting to rescindâŚperhaps everything youâve blurted out in the past five minutes. Dr. Shoko raises a brow. âOf course, Iâm attracted to him.â
A knowing smile tugs at her lips. âOh?â
âYeah- of course.â You cough out. Dark hair. Dark eyes. Piercings glinting on his ears, snakebites on his lips, and a nervous - almost sheepish, but with a bring-your-daughter-home-at-2AM defiance - expression on his face. Just your type. âHeâs perfect, actually.â
Dr. Shoko puts her documents down on the table and crosses her legs. âThen what seems to be the problem?â
âItâs justâŚI kinda know him?â Youâre wincing. âWe go to the same university- he does Japanese History, and Iâve seen him âround in the Anime Club.â
She hums. âMm, you seem to know a lot about him.â
You almost sputter- âJ-just as much as the average person wouldâŚBut the thing is that on campus he just looks a littleâŚdifferent? I guess? Imagine your typical nerdâglasses, vests, knows one too many things about Tolkien, cute.â Dr. Shoko throws you a lookânerds were a close second on your list of types, okay?! And youâd always believed Choso was cute even before all this sprucing up.  âAnyways. That sort of thing.â And then youâre taking a second look at the photograph on his profile - maybe the distance would help you see him clearly? And nothing. âAnd nowâŚâ
Everything else matched up.
It was just in his photograph where he looked like he belonged in an early 2000âs emo band.
You let out a slight gasp. âIs he catfishing m-â
âNo. Although that would be a little entertaining to seeâŚâ Dr. Shoko mutters that last part to herself- âHowever, Mr. Kamo has shown up to every appointment in exactly this style. Could it be that perhaps he prefers one style for university, and the other in private?â
âProbably.â You sigh. And you see that look on her face- you know that look on her face. âOh, fine. We both know I want you to match us.â
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âFuh-fuck pleeeeaseââ Veins, reddened and irritated, snake down the expanse of Chosoâs neck - and youâre not surprised. Not when Choso kept twitchinâ and bucking with every single fwop! of your cunt slamming down onto his hips, letting his cock rover deeeeeply inside.
Oh-so-deeply.
Youâve got the poor man sat up against the headboard of this crappy love hotel. Youâve got his face pushed between your tits, as youâre bouncing your hips up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
Cute suctioning noises let off where heâs glued his mouth to one of your tits, letting his cheeks hollow as he suckles. âPlease- ngh.â Unabashed tears roll down Chosoâs cheeks, âDo you really think I can cum again?â Ending his sentence with a single jagged thrust inside your gooey depths.
âBut of course.â You purrâpurr. Itâs enough to make Choso shudder, ravenous cock twitching. âBecause I said so. And what did I say about me saying so?â
âM-mommyâs always right when she says soâŚâ He responds- cheeks burning such a sweltering red.Â
âHahâŚâ Leaning down you kiss him- at least, it starts off a kiss. But soon enough you have your tongue sliding across his bottom lip, playing with the sexy snake bites that pierce through the nerdâs lower lip. Always with his nose stuck in a bookâyouâre kicking yourself for not noticing the holes sooner. âNot so tough now, are you?â
Youâve been teasing him for what feels like eons - but in reality has been about twoâŚmaybe threeâŚmaybe seven rounds cooped-up inside this love hotel - now; and itâs enough to set Choso on all sorts of edges. Choso canât speak. Choso canât form a single thought. Choso canât control his body- what the fuck he canâtâŚUnable to stop himself from constantly yearning that sweet pressure that comes from striking the flat surface of the back of your pussyâ
His hips are stinging. But heâs still pushing and pushing and pushing.Â
âJust one more, then?â He asks. Tears in his eyes.
âAwwww- you really are an emo boy. I canât believe you had the entire campus fooled for years now.â You snicker- watching as his eyes narrowâŚfirst in exasperation, and then in ecstacy as youâre squeezing âround his cock. âMhm. Just one more- mommy has to reward you for losing your virginity, doesnât she?â You ask. Expectedly, Choso nods and nods.
That had been the entire reason for his participation in this program, it seems - the poor thing wanted to get some experience. And you couldnât blame himânor be nice to him. According to his profile, Choso liked it when he was fucked hard- no experience and already thinking like a freak, huh? He was definitely your type.
Tapping at your chin in an exaggerated display of thinking.
âBut mommyâs wonderingâŚ.where is my nerd gonna cum?â
His eyes go wide. Breath hitching, âPlease-â
âI mean- maybe you could pull out and I could milk you onto the blanketâ?â Dramatically, the other manâs lower lip quivers as a sob threatens to break through. So many rounds and he still hadnât cum inside - youâd gotten him everywhere: on your stomach, on your tits, between your thighs, on your tongue. Everywhere but inside. âHmmm. Nope.â
He perks up.
âHow about my mouth again?â
Choso shakes his sweaty head.
âI wanted to- hnghââ Itâs so tough for him to speak when heâs actively trying not to fall apart at the seams.
âOh, whatâs that?â Your eyes go wide. âDonât feelinâ my mouth wrapped around your cock, Choso- is it?â
He shudders at the mere imagery of that. Every single thrust had him threatening to spill insideâthose gossamer ribbons were flooding your entrance nâ starting to drip down your thighs. âNo-â
âNo?â
âNo, no, no, noâI love your mouth-â He sputters. â-m-mommyâŚâ And even though itâs already been so long, Choso was still wearing those chunky rings depicting skulls and such on- gliding them up and down your back soothingly. âI love every part of you. But I just reallyâŚreallyâŚreally wanted to cum inside this time-â Peeking up at you through tear-stained lashes. ââŚif thatâs okay with you?â
He looked so pretty, it was hard not to cave in then and there.
But you had to stand firm. âNuh uhâŚI donât know.â Tapping at your chin once more. âMâhonestly a little hurt that youâd hide this emo side of yourself, Choso.â Leaning down to whisper into his ear- his silver studs glint. âEspecially when emo boys with big dicks just make me sooooooo fuckinâ wetââ
Choso startles as though heâd been electrocuted. âI-if Iâd known that then I wouldâve told you in a heartbeat, mommy-â
âAh, sweet-talking me now?â You wave. âWhat other secrets are you hiding, Mr. Kamo Choso?â
And itâd been a rhetorical question, something to make your poor boy squirmâhonestly! But perhaps you shouldâve expected that with Chosoâs fried, pussydrunken brain he wouldnât have caught onto the toying tone of your voice. That he wouldâve blushed- and confessed.
âA-actually the only reason I joined was to get experience-â You raise a brow as youâd already known that. â-so that if- when I actually found the courage to ask someone out, then Iâd be less likely to disappoint them in bedâŚâ
Your lips quiver. âOh, Cho.â
And then youâre wrapping your arms around Chosoâs head - pushing his face deeper into your clammy tits, skin-against-skin - youâre running your fingers through his hair, soothing, as Choso keeps fuckinâ away into you.
You whisper against his clammy forehead, âCum inside, baby.â
And he does with a broken groanâlong, lengthy ribbons of cum decorating the interior of your cunt. âTh-thank you, mommy.â He whimpers. They cling onto the outer ring of your entrance- which Choso has to push inside with a flicker of his thumb. The heat floods you instantly - bursts and bubbles of warmth spreading from your core, every single time that Choso twitches with another pang of pleasure- and his cockhead bursts out in cum.
Choso might be an utter sweetheart, but his cock was not-
He thwacks! out a few more creamy wads, and when heâs finally done and shooting blanks- Choso accumulates those dollops on the tip of his cock all to smear them at the bottom of your pussy. That sweet, sweet cervix.
âC-can I tell you another secret, baby?â He sobs.
âOf course, Choso.â
âYou. Itâs you.â
You free him from your embrace to look at him properly.
âItâs you that Iâve been wanting to ask out.â
⥠RYOMEN SUKUNA - HE MATCHED?!
âWait- whoâŚ?â
âThe King of Curses.â Dr. Shoko responds with a straight face. Too straight. You needed her to crack a smile- you needed her to tell you that this was a joke. âAt leastâthatâs what he calls himself, and we did have to track down his records to find out his actual name.â
Name: ITADORI (RYOMEN) SUKUNA
Age: 32
Occupation: âItâs complicatedâ.
Category: Rough nâ tough
Primary likings: ROUGH. Partners in lingerie. DP. (For a more detailed report on sexual proclivities and medical assessment, please see Page 55 onwardsâŚ)
âWhat does he mean by his occupation beingâŚâitâs complicatedâ?â You squint at the manâs profile.
âHe wanted to put âKing of Cursesâ for that, too.â Dr. Shoko takes a long swig of her coffee. âGoodness knows I couldnât figure that out even with a PhD. But itâs a lot more flattering than putting âLoiteringâ, isnât it?â
âHe loiters.â You ask.
âHopefully a forgivable crime.â She nods.
And, sure, you didnât give a shit about the loiteringâwhat instead caught your attention was the little matchmaking measurement that was on the top of the page. Or at least supposed to be. Instead of a percentage like all your previous passes had, this time was greeted you instead was a simple note: MATCH MADE!
And underneath it was a few semi-erased notes from who you assume to be the matchmakers spelling out- âThank goodness.â âWe thought the day would never come-â âTake him off our hands, please!!â
Dr. Shoko catches you staring at them and promptly shuts your file for you. âItâs just ah- your match seems to have a bit of aâŚreputation here, you see?â
You ask, âA reputation? Is he some weirdo?â
âWell thatâs one way of putting itâŚâ She mutters to herself-
âWhat was that-â
âNothing!â Dr. Shoko clears her throat, and smooths her mask of professionalism. âTo be quite frank with you, Sukuna was one of our first clientsâand weâve been operational for quite some time now, and yet Sukuna never matched with anyone. If it wasnât an extremely low percentage, then a match didnât get past the interview stage- especially because Sukuna himself can be a littleâŚintimidating. At one point we just started showing him the profiles first, expecting pass after pass.â She gives you a meaningful look. âBut for the first time, it seems, the King of Curses has found himself interested.â
You donât know how to interpret the little quirk of a smirk on her lips. âI see.â Flipping the file back open, youâre taking in those smoldering crimson eyes, that pink hair. He was handsome, that was for sure- and he sounded like such a character.
You canât help but find yourself, perhaps, a little interested as well.
âBut of course, itâs completely up to you. And I can pass this one and get some more matches lined up if-â
âNah. No need to pass, Dr. Shoko.â
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âNow do a little spin fâme- atta girl.â
Just about three dates - and youâd discovered that the pink-haired man honestly wasnât too bad. A little eccentric- alright, very eccentric. He spoke in extremely old-fashioned Japanese and knew far too much about cannibalism, but other than that you thought him to be just fine. Handsome, too.
Just an hour into your romantic dinner at that one fancy French restaurant downtown. Just a glance at the nearby love hotel before youâre both huddling inside one cramped room, Sukuna tugging off his coat before he bore you with a strappy black lingerie set.
It barely coveredâŚwell, anything.
And that seemed to be just how he liked it.
Not even needing to tug those panties of yours to the side before heâs pressinâ his plump tip against your pussylips. Both so sensitive that the contact makes you hissâand your eyes are rolling to the back of your head as soon as he starts to enter. âO-ohhh-â
âHey- heyââ Of course, itâs not long before youâre feeling one of his roughened hands come and lightly tap your cheeks. It makes you snap out of your little daze and discover that Sukuna had entered a few inches - barely halfway through - but it still felt like he was touching your deepest throat. âYa have the King of Curses right before you and youâre not even looking at him? Tch-â
Without warning, he pummels just a little deeper. Just a tender caress of his zig-zagging veins along your wet channel-
âCâmon, womanââ Sukuna grumbles. âLiterally what could be so interesting inside the back of yer skull? Look at me- look at how well mâfucking you.â
âS-so goodâŚâ Youâre blabbering out, as soon as your senses are returning. Because the stark sensation of Sukuna streaking your insides was mind-numbing - you donât think youâve ever taken anyone this big before.Â
âNever?â Fuck- you said that out loud?! His smirk makes your heart race- honed canines all on display. âWell buck up, brat.â He taps the side of your hips - and too late does it register as a signal to fuck your hips back down onto his pummeling ones. Funneling your cunt so fucking tight with all his inches. âBecause if it takes you this long ta take me regularly, then we might just be here all night trying to get you to takeâŚheh-â
The hairs on your body raise.Â
You bite down on your lower lip. âYourâŚsecond one?â
Sukuna chuckles. âNo.â Reaching upwards - not caring if itâs making your hamstrings scream so deliciously at the stretch - Sukuna leans his sticky forehead against yours nâ kisses your lips. Tongue and all. He finally whispers as he parts, âItâll be yours.â
And just a few more thrusts, a few more whack-whack-whacks! of his thickened cock reaching your deepest depths possible. He was just so big and his thrusts were just so viciousâyouâre floating through a haze of pleasure when you feel itâŚthat cold press of silicone against your precious orifice.
Youâre jerking up with a yelp. âShit- hngh, youâre putting it in now?â
âHah? Duh.â Sukuna scoffs. âWhy? Unless you donât wish to-â
âIâm just wondering what took you so long.â
Sukuna seems stunned for one second- two. Before the King quickly snaps out of it to pleasure the sopping line of your cunt with his silicone dildoââDirty girl.â
Because whatâd intrigued you the most on his profile was one thing: double penetration. And Ryomen Sukuna took it seriouslyâheâd slathered that impressive size - molded after himself, heâd told you - with a passion fruit-scented lube before starting to crown it at your entrance. The very same pussy he was stuffed in, too.
His cock throbs away wildly inside you as Sukuna squeezes- and squeezes. And you wince at the mixture of pain and pleasure - that utterly wiiiiiild stretch making your mind dazed. âKeep going.â You beg. âP-please- keep going, Kunaââ
âKuna?â You canât tell if heâs feigning outrage or heâs serious. He tugs your body into his- using one of your lingerie straps. âHow ridiculous- fuck, and just for that- donât expect me to go easy on ya, brat.â
And then itâs both. At the same time.
He started off nicelyâsurprisingly. He started off just shuffling his thick, throbbing cock behind and stuffing the orifice of your cunt with the purple-colored dildo. He started off so-
And then youâd gotten just a tad too mouthy and Sukunaâs letting the globular, slick-glazed edge of the dildo rover all over - aaaaaall around the first ring of your entrance, and then smearing apart your channel to search for your sweet spots inside. Competing - fucking competing - with his own cock to massage your spots the best. It takes one hand clawed onto your hip nâ pinning you down with all his weight to actually squirm the dildo inside you.
Shivers run down Sukunaâs spine as he feels his sensitive shaft rub against the firm silicone. Uuuuuuup rubbinâ his skin against the material. And down. Uuuuup and down. Uuuuup and down.Â
Fucking you twice over.Â
Such looooong and lecherous slides of your overstuffed pussy- âLook at her go.â The King drags you back using a strappy ribbon from your lingerie, glances down and snickers. âSheâs just so hungry, huh?â
âC-can feel you all the way in my throat.â You whimper.
âThatâs nothing, wait till you feel me in your cervix.â
And heâs bottoming out. Twice.Â
âFuck, how Iâm glad you found me.â
⥠GOJO SATORU - INFINITY% MATCH?!
Dr. Ieiri Shoko sits before you in her office, and she looks as though she wished she was doing anything but.
Now, youâre sure this wasnât anything personal - after all, youâve met with Dr. Shoko for numerous appointments prior, and each time sheâd been cordial if not nice. Youâve filled out all your forms. You havenât been late to an appointment. You made sure during each appointment to be open-minded and thoughtful about your potential matches.
SoâŚwhat?
What could have happened in the thirty-six hours between your last appointment (six passes that day) and the sudden frantic phone call youâd gotten this morning regarding the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT? Youâd rushed over - still half-asleep and attempting to tug on your pants - as soon as you could, sure that perhaps today would be the day you find your perfect match and-
âEhem- today is the day youâll be looking over your perfect match.â Ah- what? Still jolted by Dr. Shokoâs sudden change in demeanor, it takes a second for the excitement to hit you.Â
You gasp. âSeriously? A perfect match?â
âWellâŚperfect would be overselling itâŚâ She mutters to herself- and then catches your look of confusion. âAh- mathematically and scientifically, the numbers are perfect of course. A 99.99% match.â
âThen, what seems to beâŚâ
âIt just seems that your match is a little-â Dr. Shoko waves her hands in the air, searching for the word.Â
âEccentric?â
âNo.â
âOdd?â
âNo.â
âCrazy.â
âAlmost.â She sighs, looking far more exhausted than the last time you saw her. Far more exhausted. The bluish splotches beneath her eyes crinkle as she grimaces, âApologies. Iâm not that good at describing Lovecraftian monsters.â
You chuckle- before you realize. âWait, what?â
âButâonto the profiles, we donât have all day and I have about thirty more appointments.â She shoots you a look. âAnd none of them above 60%, I fear.â Then turning towards her second door - the one connecting her office to one of the buildingâs laboratories - she calls. âYou can come out now!â
The door clicks open immediately- as if whoever was on the other side had been waiting impatiently to be called, fidgeting, hand already on the door handle.
And in walks a tall, white-haired manâalthough he couldnât have been more than thirty or so, wearing a sterile white scientistâs coat and thin-rimmed glasses. There were a few Digimon stickers on his shoes, and his name tag read: PROF. GOJO SATORU.
He was cute- you had to give him that.
Dr. Shoko takes one look at your face and sighs.
Youâre immediately straightening up. âE-erm, hello.â And the man bows rapidly- sputtering out greetings and introductions a mile a minute, that you donât even catch them. âAhâŚI believe you have my match profile?â
The other woman smacks her forehead. âHe is your match profile.â
You gape. âWhat?â
Gojo practically beams- fuck, he really was too cute. He immediately reaches over and grasps your handâthen unabashedly kisses the back of it. Such a loud mwah! âYour pleasure to meet me, sweetheart.â
From the corner of your vision, you see Dr. Shoko download a resignation letter template. âPleaseâŚyouâre all heâs been talking about for the past two days-â
âLike a true romantic~â Gojo trills.
â-pass on him and put us all out of our miseryâŚplease. I beg of you.â
You look at the miserable Shoko- and then you look at Gojo.
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âSoâŚâ Gojoâs breath sticks to the side of your neck, utterly syrupy, and his cock sticks to the goopy insides of your cunt.Â
They wouldnât have been able to pull him out with a wrench, he can tell you that much-
Because you were swallowing him up wholeâlittle mewls leaving the gap between your lips, little dribbles of slick going down the corners of your mouth - ones heâs nearing towards and licking right off your face. Gojoâs chunky glasses crush against the side of your temple. His fingers dig deeper into your soft flesh. â-it seems I have fallen victim to my own creation.â
Gojo Satoru had you pushed against his clinical desk; itâd been long since Dr. Shoko had wrapped-up your first meeting (and gone to take a lay-down on her examination bed). Meanwhile Gojo had valiantly volunteered to give you âan insightful and educationalâ tour around the laboratories.
The first place he took you to was his private office.
âŚThe first place he took you to, neither of you could keep your hands off each other.
âTh-the program?â Youâre babbling. Your hands grasp the edge of his desk- a plumage of documents soar upwards as youâre struggling and failing a few times- he was just fucking you so good. âHow are you falling victimââ
âBecause when I wanted to figure out a way to lose my virginity, I didnât expect it to be this goodâ!â Gojo bursts out in confession. And youâre feeling the full impact of his statement- and the rough slam of his cockhead against the back of your pussy.
âS-so this was allâŚâ Your mouth gapes - and youâre not quite sure whether it was because of the sudden confession, or the increasing force of his hips. â-a scheme to pop your cherry?!â
âErm, actually- I wouldnât say schemeââ Gojo huffs. Those thick-framed glasses of his kept sliding down his nose due to the force of his thrusts, and he was smearing his pretty face against your shoulder to keep pushing it up. âI am- was a virgin, hehâŚâ
He takes a glance down at where the two of you were sloppily connected - those swollen folds of yours spread so wiiiiiide open around his long cock - and instantly, heâs hypnotized.
For a beat.
Two.
ââSatoru.â Honestly- you have to give him a good clench to snap him back to his senses. Otherwise youâre sure he wouldâve kept funneling you full of his cock until one or both of your bodies gave outâhe just seemed addicted. Tingling with desire. He wanted you. He needed you.Â
Every single second he was reeling his hips back- Gojo was angry just until he could rover his thickened inches back inside nâ bash your very cervix. Again. And again. And again and again.Â
And Gojoâs pushing his glasses up with a huff. âWhat if I was having a telepathic conversation with your pussy?â
You gape. âShokoâs right, youâre crazy-â
âYeah yeah-â He sighs as if heâs heard that one before. Many, many times. With a roll of those blue eyes, Gojo keeps explaining - not slowing down for a single split-second. âI was a virgin with too much time between my extra credits and three honors degrees, okay? So instead of being a lunatic and going out to actually meet people, I did what any sane person would doâŚâÂ
âCreate the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT-â
âI created the BIG BANG THEORY PROJECT!â It was almostâŚcute just how passionate he was getting. And it certainly helped that the more excited he got, the more his twitchinâ tip splurged out precum. Flinching it into all sorts of little hidden spots inside youââA cutting-edge matchmaking system that pairs partnersâ sexual proclivities-â
He leans against you- and it feels like a furnace, in the best way. Gojoâs blushing cheek against yours. Gojoâs aching cock against your cunt.Â
Heâs scouring the silken depths of your cunt and ramming into that one spot- âThe Gräfenberg spot.â Gojo titters to himself. âErm- I did my readingâŚâ By now he wasnât even pulling his hips off of yours- glued to those stinging ass cheeks of yours, heâs plasterinâ every nook inside you with his precum. âAnd the fact that weâre a near-100% match must mean one thingââÂ
Gojo cums from pure excitement.
He cums from pure excitement. White-hot pouring into the depths of your cunt, slathering it in an oily layer of his cum.
You almost donât dare to ask. âAnd wh-what does that mean?â
âThat next I must make a pregnancy program!â
Too caught up in the moment; the two of you donât register the light buzz of your phone.
A text from Shoko.
A/N. IDK why working on their profiles was so unserious shsdhsd-
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