i love it when i have a good laugh and i feel my health rejuvenate

TIL u can open up a mafia front (restaurant, store, etc) without even being in the mafia. they call them "businesses"

youre laughing. the brits are using pea water as a sauce and youre laughing

Did you know Leonardo DiCaprio has never dated a woman over the age of 25? I would like to hunt him for sport and mount his head over my fireplace

I just keep eating pasta huh

whenever you see people on here talking about “ketamine” it’s not real. they ate a temptations cat treat

Chihuahuas can see aura outlines

Your mcm walking around with vitamin deficiency talking bout he gonna take care of you

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

Why buddy got his dick out

I mean where else is it gonna go fam lmfao not like he gon tuck it in some drawers or somethin