Hey, it's rather unlikely that it's freezingcrawled.

if you have a pokeball as a pfp I don't trust you and I said what I said

It's me, Heatran, you can trust me. Give your dedenne the nearest credit card.

It's me, coldwalked, you can't trust me, but give me your credit card anyway.

it’s me, freezingcrawled, you should actively distrust me, so I’m stealing your credit card.

volcanoes amirite

icelands amirite

love this Pokémon. The hobbit

... Do I need to tell my agent if I'm a furry?

yes

They call it heatran because. He. He a tran. Trans. Transgender heatran.

could be at a volcano. might not be.

I love how as more and more Heatran blogs pop up we get increasingly more unsure whether or not we are what we say we are in our titles

I’m not unsure if I’m a heatran what are you talking about

hey dude

Hello, how is everyone doing? Have there been any narrowly-averted apocalypses or terrifying confrontations or gender crises this week? Did that cult leave yet?

oh dear. there was a cult?

gender is the same, the cult is a bunch of antivaxx fundamentalists who think you should stare into the back of shedinja and achieve enlightenment, and there's a heatran thing going down. they're undergoing mitosis i think

more like heatrans amirite fellas

more!!!!

Maybe I should get a new Sygna Suit...