Fall Down the Rabbit Hole

He left Tellius to follow the Squid Sisters on tour

He’s their bouncer

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

#why would u say something so controversial yet SO brave..

Y’all remember the time Araki drew Jolyne fighting with Neo from the Matrix?

i hate this post because HGSS clearly states the sinjoh ruins are halfway between sinnoh and johto, and are north of johto, which means that sinnoh being southwest makes no sense. not only that, but its northern half is snowy, and you’re telling me there is snow due west of tropical hoenn??