E.MUR

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

Thank god this is still circulating because of your wonderful art, Mandy. I needed it tonight

nothing so satisfying as click clacking on a loud ass keyboard. in another life i would have killed as a court stenographer or perhaps an annoying secretary....

whoevers writing the script for my life can you throw in a few out of nowhere tasteless tacky sex scenes real quick. thanks

i’m so obsessed with women with random specific interests like i saw a woman who collects scissors and immediately fell in love baby i’ll buy you all the scissors we could even… nvm

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation