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Humans will pet anything.

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

are you a sleep deprived gay or a touch starved gay

why my nipples be hard fa no reason wat ghost is suckin my tittie

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

i hit enter on accident like way early but honestly this works 

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben

good morning i regret to inform everyone it is in fact another fucking day

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

top 10 anime betrayals

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

Not again, Satan