hi, i'm gary.

Hey, spell my last name right, ya know? I'm paying you a LOT of money. Throw the extra "N" on the end there, yeah?

Had some fun with my lens in Carbondale last night. Is this considered a selfie?

I've always hated Valentines Day. But I gotta admit, it's better when you have one. And even better than that when you get to marry her in 33 DAYS. love you, @spulice23 💘

Wrote this little 50's ditty a while ago and had it stuck in my head tonight. Couldn't sleep so I LAID IT DOWN. why aren't there still bands like this? I'd listen. Gooodnight.

My guys took me out to a @rockfordicehogs game for my bachelor party. Let's go hogs! (at Allstate Arena)

Come hang, friends. Tickets at www.ticketfly.com #loudernow

Sirius Black is back and all fixed. Honestly, car repair is tight.

Was I even really here if I don't post a picture? Wilson party for being the Halloweeniest floor in the building. We were creeps. (at Kings Rosemont)

I posted my "Death Row Final Meal" on the @creepshowhorrorclub twitter. Follow @horrorclubpod on Twitter to see Mark's soon, too!

Episode 5 of @creepshowhorrorclub is up now! listen to @mark.weissmann and I talk about the last meals of some infamous killers on death row. It's fun! #creepshowhorrorclub #podcast

Q Bar in Glendale Heights tonight! Come hang! $7, 21+, 9:00pm! BRING ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.

Trying something new tonight and I'm into it. Thanks, @gooseisland! #gooseisland #beer

I get to marry this freak in a few months. so pumped. 2017 should be pretty tight.

more practice and stuff.

what up, Rufus.

Me: "Hey @7daygallery, can you make this look better?" Matt: "yeah, one sec." Killed it. (Don't mind the swollen skin) #tattoo

Monday Night RAW. Thanks @kylefaselisdead and @hottopic! #RAW #mondaynightraw (at Allstate Arena)