No Mommy I Don’t Want The Mashed Potatoes

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17, she/her, bi, and taken 🌹 This is where I post stuff other than roleplay prompts. Some might be art, some might be random thoughts, some might just be posts for different fandoms. Idk, it’s been a while since I got on tumblr and I thought I’d give it another shot. If you’re looking for Sanders Sides rps, then go to my Insta. My Instagram: @hey.there.princey

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father (derogatory)

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enemies to arch nemesises (slowburn, mutual hatred, 400k words)

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I’ve been informed this is just the Joker and Batman from the Lego Batman movie

enemies to arch nemesises (slowburn, mutual hatred, 400k words)

why would you use a white crayon as an example of a useless thing when the crafting recipe for diorite literally exists

#minecraft

“Guys, it’s snowing” says the girl with the shoulderlength blonde hair and the oversized sweater. “It’s snowing.”

She has never been right before.

The window is closed. The blinds are drawn. It is March. We know this.

And yet, we all turn to look.

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anyone who says hop is the worst Pokémon rival isn’t taking into consideration just how fucking boring calem is

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there is no spice

there is no flavor

just a boring tryhard whiteboy

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you could say bede is the same way but bede just has the ✨aesthetic✨

bede is a fairy kei femboy, calem is a default skin and should be treated as such

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anyone who says hop is the worst Pokémon rival isn’t taking into consideration just how fucking boring calem is

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there is no spice

there is no flavor

just a boring tryhard whiteboy

anyone who says hop is the worst Pokémon rival isn’t taking into consideration just how fucking boring calem is

#pokemon #pokemonxy #pokemonswordandshield

charlesoberonn

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

maenadmars

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

smalltall

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

butts-for-days

blackening the summer skies

with burning wings and countless eyes

we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

animatedamerican

♪ we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene ♪

God is a waitress with two hot cups of coffee in her hands, and I am the uncoordinated busboy that ran into her.

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i see your “don’t ship the game grumps, Arin is in a relationship with Susie” and “don’t ship Rhett and Link, they’re both married” and i raise you: “don’t ship real people at all, it’s creepy and human beings shouldn’t have to be in a preexisting relationship for you to respect their boundaries”

favorite ship dynamic: five foot tall refined evil genius and their emotional support loose cannon

#shipping #pairing #yes I’m talking about demus and what about it #thomassanders #sanderssides #remussanders #janussanders

normalize being kissed by a rose on the grey

puppersofnewyork

dongboss

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bagelbitesofficial

let her sip,

goodnight to arin hanson and danny avidan, no one else, thank you for your time

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Purp man !!!

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Okay this was my favorite part and I just…I had to put it together like this. It’s just so sweet and nice and good and the artists did SUCH a good job on everything, just….my heart is very full. Good stuff right here, good stuff, A+ content.

[Please do not repost this without permission, it took me a long time to put together.]

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