Het Huis Anubis

Words Fail ~ Jeroen Cornelissen

I’m so happy Rufus and Vera are gone I didn’t like them one bit and Victor definitely earned some cool points with me these last couple of episodes. Jerome was easily a highlight this season I really enjoyed his storyline and his growth, I hope it continues into next season.

They did Mick so dirty I feel so bad for him. I’m really looking forward to Eddie next season he’s easily been one of my favorite characters since he was introduced.

Sibuna got the job done and I’m looking forward to whatever they get into next season.

finally giving him resolution with his dad to give him a total of fucking 2? 3? minutes of screen time with his dad and just never speaking of him after he went to work in a different country (which is obviously the logical reaction to finally being free and being able to spend time with your son after YEARS)

finally giving him resolution with appie and his friends at the end of s2 and then a tiny itty bitty mini part of s3 only for the rest of the house to hate him again after that???

finally giving him resolution with mara and her just LEAVING the MINUTE after

finally giving him resolution with the club at the end of s3 and then just letting him become such an ass it’s not even funny anymore

HIM NOT BEING WITH NOA IN DE TERUGKEER VAN SIBUNA?????? AND NOT EVEN A SECOND OF TALKING ABOUT HER???????????

appie suddenly replacing him entirely KNOWING jeroens got fucking bad seperation anxiety and then everyone getting mad at him when he SLIGHTLY OVERREACTS???????

him never getting a confrontation with zeno (i would have killed to see this happen)

never even TRY to give us something about his adventures in egypt, like i get sven wasn’t there but THERE ARE SOLUTIONS.

not giving him a solo in the theme song of het pad der zeven zonden

giving us the biggest queerbait and then jerappie never even happens???

the last we see of the jeroen/appie 1 dynamic being them angry with each other and us NEVER GETTING TO SEE JEROEN AND APPIE 1 IN THE CLUB TOGETHER

never letting noa understand his trauma and why he reacts the way he does, instead just making her angry with him ALL THE FUCKING TIME

nevet letting him wear THE grayish brown sweater he wore in s2e93&94 even though he looked SO INCREDIBLY HOT in that sweater it was NOT OKAY

never getting the confrontation with his mom like wtf girl???

making him get naked in front of the gym teacher? like it was lowkey funny but WHAT???

Unfortunately non translated, but the quality is 480p, which actually looks pretty good without full screen, and it's on a safe website with no ads. Don't know if every episode is on there either.

Here's the link to the first two episodes if you want it!

10. fabian: i said it before and i will say it again. fabian is afraid of swearing. he said a cuss word ONCE and was just… so startled by it. he does not swear. ever. also mick tries to get him to say fuck but fails miserably every single time

9. mara: doesn’t really swear, but had that baddie era (which i would like to forget ever happened i get such bad second hand embarrassment) and she said some cuss words to seem even cooler

8. nienke: isn’t against swearing, just doesn’t feel the need to. scolds amber when needed.

7. joyce: patricia is a bad influence on her. has taken over some of her girlfriend’s cussing habits.

6. appie: doesn’t swear out of anger, just to exaggerate things. a lot. also he loves addressing people as “fucker”

5. mick: swears when he has anger outbursts. which is very often. the whole house can hear him. everyone is so tired

4. amber: cries when things go wrong and then just goes full ranting mode, calling everyone a bitch (also says “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” a million times when she’s done something stupid again)

3. noa: judging by her face she wouldn’t swear a lot, but trust me, she does. mostly when she’s tired and grumpy. didn’t really get the chance to swear when she was in a coma but she probably thought the words

2. patricia: can’t control herself. swears so much nobody even cares anymore, mostly in her rage fits. also makes up her own silly words when existing ones just aren’t enough

jeroen. oh god. he is canonically already the one who swears the most, but let’s be honest, we all know prutser was just a cover word for the amount of times he insults people. swears at teachers, swears at his friends, swears under his breath, he does not care.

nienke wasn’t there obviously, so that means she was either so close in fabians heart (basically there with him) he didn’t even look at the nymphs, or he loves his friends so much they also count as lovers.

amber and appie both didn’t get seduced, which means they are each other’s lovers. prove me wrong, they’re basically married

joyce was literally there but mick still wanted to kiss that nymph. so that was just voluntarily then-

patricia has to have gone through it at some point, because it’s the only way to get further and also she mentioned how it looked to joyce. but she wasn’t seduced by the nymphs, which strengthens my theory that rohan put her under some type of love spell, as he wasn’t there with her (if the timeline is kinda correct he was at the castle with nienke at that time) and she was just so in love with this man she’s met a minute ago she doesn’t even care about the nymphs

also this trial is hard as fuck for the boyfriends who came to save their girls alone, because, like, how??? i guess fabian’s love was just really strong but if your girlfriend is suddenly kidnapped and without wanting to you’re in another dimension? i’d kinda be pissed u know? so i honestly get why so many before them failed