הײ הײ דאָלױ פּאָליצײ

Personally, i really wanna enjoy my life next year

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

we have got to start pushing back on the "mitch mcconnell is technically alive" shit for a multitude of reasons not the least of which being that this rhetoric directly benefits republicans who are trying to hide his death to prevent a democratic special election to replace him and risk losing his seat to a democrat. also it's giving anti-choice rhetoric to say "this pile of organs that cannot exist without external organs and is meaningfully not alive is a person that we need to give legal/political acknowledgement to". i can't believe i have to fight you all about this but he is dead, braindeath is death, stop ceding ground on this.

[rapidly approaching middle age]: It’s like people don’t even remember the Terry Schiavo case

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

Link to ImpactCounter for more info: https://www.impactcounter.com/dashboard created by Prof Brooke Nichols (infectious disease mathematical modeler) at Boston University

DOGE did not save any money whatsoever; in fact it’s estimated that the government will lose between $21 and $500 billion. the adage that you need to spend money to make money isn’t just empty words; when you invest in your population, you will get far more out of it than what you put in. every time.