hero detective

Evan Peters as Detective Colin Zabel

Mare of Easttown

❛ You’re mine now, so do exactly as I say. ❜

❛ Open your eyes and look at what you did! ❜

❛ I’m a very neat monster. ❜

❛ Pretty fucking please with cheese on top. ❜

❛ You have a morbid sense of fun. ❜

❛ What happened changed something inside you. ❜

❛ If God is in the details, and if I believed in God, then he’s in this room with me. ❜

❛ I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for “Letterman.” But knowing what to say when my girlfriend’s feeling insecure…I’m totally lost. ❜

❛ Neither you nor I is in complete control of our destinies. ❜

❛ There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface. ❜

❛ Keeping my face pinched in sorrow for two hours straight is a real chore. ❜

❛ A whole life reduced to ashes. ❜

❛ I can’t help it. I kill things. ❜

❛ When you take a man’s life, you’re not just killing him, you’re snuffing out all the things he’ll ever become. ❜

❛ Killing must serve a purpose. Otherwise it’s murder. ❜

❛ You don’t play by the rules. Why should I? ❜

❛ If I had a heart, it might be breaking right now. ❜

❛ I’m all for sending the message, but this ain’t the way. ❜

❛ Scream and lose a tongue. ❜

❛ Death isn’t the end. It’s the beginning of a chain reaction that will catch you if you’re not careful. ❜

❛ If I let someone get that close, they’d see who I really am, and I can’t let that happen. ❜

❛ I like it here with you. You’re the only person people hate more than me. ❜

❛ Sometimes, I’m not sure where _____’s vision of me ends and the real me starts. ❜

❛ Everyone hides who they are at least some of the time. ❜

❛ So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely, with my own set of rules. ❜

❛ Stop grinning like a fucking psycho and get back to work. ❜

❛ Freedom’s just another word for one more way to get fucked. ❜

❛ Maybe you should just learn the basics before you reinvent the damn wheel. ❜

❛ The problem with acting normal is normal people get into stupid situations like this. ❜

❛ Maybe if I don’t blink, my eyes will tear up. ❜

❛ Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. ❜

❛ Keeping the truth from the people closest to you is how you’ll survive, and how you’ll protect them if anything goes wrong. ❜

❛ Every time something goes a little bit right, something like this happens. ❜

❛ God, I feel like I need a shower just looking at this douche bag. ❜

❛ ____ will forgive me eventually. That’s who she is - bighearted, kind, nothing like me. ❜

❛ The only sound I hear, the only sound in the entire world…is my heart beating. ❜

❛ I swear, after this case, I’m submitting your ass for psychiatric evaluation. ❜

❛ We hit the motherfucking mother lode. ❜

❛ When did you first notice it? This darkness inside the guy you fell for. ❜

❛ God, this is such a mess, and I’ve dragged you into it. ❜

❛ Just let me grab my heart up off the fucking floor. ❜

❛ Goddamn, you are fine when you’re mad. ❜

❛ Fascination with serial killers is an American pastime. ❜

❛ All the expectations I had, all the promises of greatness, wiped out. ❜

❛ My circle of friends is down to one. ❜

❛ Don’t kill anyone who doesn’t deserve to die. ❜

❛ I’m empty…but I found a way to make it feel less bottomless. ❜

❛ You pretend the feelings are there for the world, and for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. ❜

❛ I always prided myself on being an outsider, but now, I feel the need to connect with someone. ❜

❛ Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you? ❜

❛ To some people, death makes perfect sense. Life - now, that’s the puzzle. ❜

❛ This is the only way I know how to keep you out of an electric chair. ❜

❛ It feels like… I hate saying this. It sounds so fucking cheesy. It feels like making love. ❜

❛ I do have another motive. It’s called a paycheck. ❜

❛ For the first time in a long while, I saw how easy it would be for me to fall back into my old life. ❜

❛ I guess this matters to me. So if I talk about it and it goes away, I’m actually losing something. ❜

❛ There must have been a time in your life when you felt powerless. ❜

❛ I’m gonna tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I’m a serial killer. ❜

❛ You’re awake. Shall we analyze your dreams? ❜

❛ Trauma can distort the memory. ❜

❛ Well, thanks for the vote of fucking confidence. ❜

❛ Death is the great unifier. ❜

❛ My fingerprints were all over it. I figured it was prudent to get rid of the evidence. ❜

❛ I know I should be sorry that we met under these circumstances, but truthfully, I think it was the best way to get to know you. ❜

❛ My concrete foundation is turning to shifting sand. ❜

❛ Something finally got to you. I guess you’re human after all. ❜

❛ You can talk to me, you know? Just got to open your mouth and move it. ❜

❛ I can always see other people’s problems more clearly than my own. ❜

❛ What’d the freak do this time, boil your goldfish? ❜

❛ Thanks, but unless you know an expert in repressed memories… ❜

❛ You are all the family that I have, and I barely know you. ❜

❛ How often does someone get a chance to help catch a bad guy, huh? ❜

❛ You’ve been a problem. It’s time for you to go away. ❜

❛ So, this is doom. I’ve been the architect of so much of it. It’s only fair I should know what all the fuss is all about. ❜

❛ Don’t you dare! Not in front of my baby! ❜

❛ Close your eyes, _____. ❜

❛ I’ve never had much use for the concept of hell, but if hell exists, I’m in it. ❜

❛ It climbed inside me that day, and it’s been with me ever since – My dark passenger.

❛ Don’t struggle. That never helps. ❜

❛ I’m compressing your carotid artery, and that is cutting off oxygen to your brain. In about 10 seconds, you’ll be unconscious. ❜

❛ Does that make you feel anything? Anything at all? ❜

❛ If I’d have known that this would get you back in the same room with me, I would have gotten stabbed sooner. ❜

❛ I put myself out there. I set myself up to get hurt. ❜

❛ No wonder I felt so disconnected my entire life. If I did have emotions, I’d have to feel…this. ❜

❛ You’re not a parent. You don’t understand. You do anything to protect your kids. ❜

❛ It’s who you know and who you blow. ❜

❛ If you came for an apology, you wasted a tank of gas. ❜

❛ I mean, a real hour, not one of your “let’s stretch this out till 2:00 a.m. you might as well stay and have sex” hours. ❜

❛ I don’t often make mistakes, but when I do, they haunt me. ❜

❛ So desperate to fall in love. ❜

❛ I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years, my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. ❜

❛ Surprise, motherfucker. ❜

❛ Spin me a story, asshole. ❜

❛ This is not the way I envisioned our family reunion. ❜

❛ You don’t ever have to apologize to me. Not for who you are or anything you do. ❜

❛ Imagine how I felt when I tracked you down and found out you were exactly like me. ❜

❛ You can be yourself with me. Your real, genuine self. ❜

❛ You can’t be a killer and a hero. It doesn’t work that way! ❜

❛ I was so scared. I was so scared. ❜

❛ What am I, one of your victims now? ❜

❛ You should know this isn’t easy for me. ❜

❛ You’re the only one I ever wanted to set free. ❜

❛ Sorry. I can’t hear any more…‘cause you’re right. ❜

❛ My devil danced with his demon, and the fiddler’s tune isn’t over. ❜

❛ I wonder what it would be like for everything inside me that’s denied and unknown to be revealed. ❜

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

"can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

"just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

adult  themes / language tw.customize  as  you  need / wish !

[ text ] where the hell are you ?! we were supposed to meet an hour ago !

[ text ] where did you go ? don’t you dare leave me here ! 

[ text ] on a scale of 1-10, how upset would you be if I don’t show up ?

[ text ] what happened last night ? my head is pounding !

[ text ] whose pants am I even wearing ? 

[ text ] I think I broke a bone or two…

[ text ] so, I rewarded myself and got that thing you told me not to get

[ text ] don’t be mad ! it wasn’t even my fault

[ text ] my ways are unhealthy. you do not want them

[ text ] we don’t know what _________ is capable of

[ text ] you would date me, right ? I mean, I’m a catch. right ?

[ text ] what did you say to _________ ? now (s)he is avoiding me !

[ text ] I miss seeing your face

[ text ] you’re supposed to tell me not to do stupid things. explain yourself

[ text ] what was on it ? I didn’t see what was on it and I need to know.

[ text ] you need to tell me what’s going on

[ text ] I’m a freaking delight ! 

[ text ] this is all my fault ! 

[ text ] you forgot about me, didn’t you ?

[ text ] I think you have the wrong number

[ text ] send help. I have two pizzas and nobody to share them with

[ text ] one step at a time, right ? 

[ text ] to be honest, that never bothered me

[ text ] I think I’m lost

[ text ] game time means crunch time

[ text ] you gotta pick a side, man

[ text ] know that you can put your trust in me, alright ? 

[ text ] I’m always picking up after you

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