The secret ingredient is crime

:((

I have been fooled

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

These are the best facial expressions I’ve ever seen tbh

IDK who this dude is but I like him 

Ummm

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

“Shhh…dont speak my little flower”

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away