what am i even supposed to say when my hometown best friend who moved to san francisco to do music production approaches me with the idea to do a podcast called hot girl history where i explain historical topics “for the girlies” .. i can’t just say kill yourself

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

?

Whats not clicking

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT