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INTRODUCTION!

Hello! I am Herbert.

I speak English, and I am learning German as a second language. (Although I suck...Ich bin Scheiße.)

I post my random thoughts, dumb jokes, poetry, and stories.

Ask me any questions (not weird ones.)

Dni: Weirdos, creeps, bots, scammers, etc... I will use my big, juicy, block button accordingly.

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German LARP: Anytime I start LARPing (Live Action Role Playing) german.

Thank you for reading!

Remember:

You are special, you are loved, and you are here for a reason.

#intro post #introduction #blog intro

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I love romance books

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My absolute favorite trope is fake dating. Like yesss end up with someone you were only pretending to like!! It's even better when one of the characters already likes the other its just so perfect.

#romantic #romance books #books and reading #fake dating

I love romance books

#books and reading #romantic

Least favorite simpsons character? (if any)

I absolutely DESPISE Principal Skinner....he just has those vibes.

Do you like pina colodas?

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Im drawing furry smithers rn try and stop me 💪

I would never try to stop you

studies have shown that hi

Hallo!

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List of all hot simpsons characters

Mr burns, smithers, homer, lenny, sideshow bob, sideshow mel, Dr nick, lionel hutz, Troy McClure, that blue haired lawyer guy, Kirk van houten, skinner, flanders, fat tony, all the mafia guys, all the cops, grimey, hank scorpio, all the women (especially marge) mayor quimby, snake, reverend lovejoy, pretty much everyone but gil (i fucking hate that guy)

(If theres any i forgot reblog them <3)

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KRUSTY THE CLOWN!!!

#the simpsons

Remembering when I woke up from the worst nightmare of my life and my first thought was "I should post about this on tumblr!"

I always get Puting on the Ritz and Istanbul (not Constanopol) confused...please don't ever let me do karaoke.

#Music #karoke

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OH MY GOD HE IS SO ADORABLE!!!!

#mr burns #Femboy mr burns #the simpsons

People should name themselves after flowers. Like yesss, let's have more people named Daisy, Tulip, Rose, etc...

#name

I... i got something to confess...

...

Mr. Burns is only my second favorite simpsons character 😔

*GASP* NO! IT CANNOT BE!!

Who is your favorite character?

I must sla--appreciate them!

#the simpsons #mr burns

Just downloaded Monopoly Go just because of Burnsy being in the game!

@mistervictorious

#Mr burns #the simpsons

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Mr. Burns in Monopoly Go

Oh my god, he is adorable.

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LOOK AT HOW HE'S HUGGING BOBO *explodes*

#the simpsons #Mr. Burns

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Rate my games!!

#my child lebensborn #My child new beginnings #plague inc #among us #video games #App store

Shoutout to the guy who wrote down what cyanide tastes like, he's the goat fr.

#Cyanide

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