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@hellsing-shitpost
Ok to clarify some things. I made this blog when I was a senior in HS. So. Yeah.
It's been a few years.
Secondly, things are going to change. There's going to be more content.
There MIGHT be some comics if folks want it. Maybe. I'd have to brush up on my Hellsing Style.
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I'M BACK YOU SEXY BASTARDS
Integra: "Alucard. I've been going through your search history."
Alucard: silence
Integra: silence
Alucard: "Was it the big mommy milkers or was it the eating ASMR compilations?"
Integra: "...."
Integra: "It was the guns, Alucard."
(The asks are once again opened. Feel free to ask any of the hellsing shitpost team anything.)
Alucard: "Integra... Hey Integra..."
Integra, lighting a cigar: "What is it this time, Alucard."
Alucard: "That poor excuse of a barrier you call Bernadotte is snogging Seras in the kitchen."
Integra, cocking an eyebrow: "So?"
Alucard, whining: "I want a fucking sandwich and they've been going at it for 35 minutes, Master..."
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Alucard: -At a dying vampire- Like I said, to me you will listen or these hands you will catch.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Alucard: I see that life has got you down as of late. What seems to be the problem, police girl?
Seras: Well, it's this guy that I like and-
Alucard: Kill him, problem solved.
Seras: What?!
Alucard: Just... You know. Kill him. Then you don't have a problem anymore.
Seras: That's not... That's not how things work master.
Alucard: Your base needs furnace pants.
Seras: what
Wheres the submit! I wanted to send an incorrect Hellsing quote!
Hold On, I think submissions are broken.
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Soooooo... Has Alucard memorised any of the TFS Hellsing Abridged episodes yet? I can see him pulling out the perfect quote to make things unbearable
Alucard: "Memorized? I was THERE."
Hey everyone quick question: If you were to meet Bayoneta how would you react?
Alucard: “Who?”
I just wanna know, anyone else have The Big Gay for Rip Van Winkle?
Integra: “Not really, considering that she is a literal Nazi.”
H O W T H E F U C K?
@hellsing-shitpost You might want to do a Hellsing Shitpost Special.
(Damn, would've been a good idea... perhaps I'll do one when we hit 1,000? If we hit 1,00, that is!)
Alucard: "You know... I've torn so many people up, that it's gotten to the point where I think I could teach human anatomy."
Alucard: "Like, did you know some people actually have some, and/or all, of their organs flipped along the horizontal axis? It's very rare, but it's a real thing."
Alucard: "The human body is fuckin' weird man." -He states, taking a bite out of someones still beating heart as they cry out in agony.-
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Integra: "Hello dear viewers. I am Integra Hellsing, and today in my Vampire Training Guide, we will teach you how to stop your Vampire from eating your postmen alive."
Integra: "First, remember the first laws of training your vampire."
Integra: "Law number one. There is no hope to train these damn vampires, and you should just stop now because let's be real."
Integra: "They are fucking Vampires. And what do I look like to you? A bloody miracle worker??"
H O W T H E F U C K?
