Now Thats Good Television!

Hello denizens of hell and beyond!

Your favorite, and most gracious, media host has finally decided to create a more personable line of communication with you all. 

Feel free to hold your applause everyone, for this isnt about me. Its about all of you! A chance for you to ask whatever questions you may have or share your deepest and darkest secrets. If you're lucky, you may even get a chance to make it into a story on live tv!

Feel free to start your free* trial in the “Ask Anything!” tab where I can guarantee that I will view them with my own eyes. 

Please, don’t waste my time. Your reputation is on the line.

ooh, "Tumbler"? someone forgot to spell check

but if you have time to kill, babes, you're bored.

if you're "oH sO bUsY", you wouldn't have time for Tumblr.

and if you really hated me? you'd delete these asks.

but you answer them. every time. because, deep down, you enjoy being able to rant about some fucking shark that isn't ACTUALLY a shark.

There’s actually multiple I haven’t answered, but sure whatever.

are you trying to tell me you wouldn't be bored without anyone sending asks?

whether you like it or not, im part of you life now. part of your routine. you go on tumblr, and you know you'll have an anon ask from me. if you didn't, you'd be disappointed.

you know I'm right, Vox.

Here’s the thing.

Tumbler is not in my routine. I don’t do shit on this app other than reply to whatever the fuck someone asks when I have some time to kill waiting for a meeting to start or between shows and interviews.

yeah it's still me

but hey, I know you missed me really ✨️✨️

I had a whole as fucking reply to this that I typed out before getting dragged into a meeting and I don’t know if it’s relevant anymore but hell I don’t get paid enough, or whatever people complain about.

Only saying that now because you’re back.

Woo.

what the hell

but hey at least you've got a cool t-shirt idea now. though are there even presidents in Hell?

-imply anon

side note, why has this name stuck now? it is a reminder of my stupidity. you probably love that, actually.

People are gullible enough that if you pretend to be the president, they’ll believe you. Especially if you already have an influence. It’s not like we have an actual leader anyway, so what’s the harm in a campaign. If the people vote me in then shit, I’m the president.

i can give you all the cookies in the world and I don't think it'll help

maybe some bleach. that was... traumatic.

-imply anon

Welcome to the hell that is the shit I have to deal with.

Have an pie

What kind of pie is it?

That fully decided is I’m going to send it back, then again I might just send it back anyway.

okay, this is the imply anon again

touche, I'm just too fucking dyslexic too read

have a cookie as an apology

🍪

I don’t know whether to laugh at you for your inability to do a task as simple as sending an ask, or to offer you a job as a beta tester.

This is what your most recent one looks like on my end.

On a different topic, you can’t be a shark. Everyone and their mother knows sharks can’t make that noise as that would imply they have lips and that they’re physically capable of making noise, which they’re not on either point.

Unless you are a megamouth shark though, which is a filter feeder and does have lips. Still, it can’t make noise.

-your post where you got shark-rolled

hey Voxxy, is that meant to say simply?

No. I know what I fucking wrote.

I don’t give a shit what they do unless it damages anything I do.

Revenge (Get Shark-rolled)

Clearly your skill set only consists of drawing if you’re stupid enough to click on a random link. That shit could have been malware for all you knew.

I’d say I’d hope you’ve got enough critical thinking to know not to scan random QR codes, but that would imply that I care and that I think you’re actually capable of that.

@yesitstheradiodemon Harass this thing.

I don’t even know why I’m entertaining this.

Uhh…

Is this a threat?

The fuck are you doing?