smplive sentence starters
❝ i always fail. i always fail, dude. ❞
❝ another one, bartender. ❞
❝ i will cause desolation on a fundamental level. ❞
❝ i’m an adult. a working adult. ❞
❝ respectfully, you got boofed. ❞
❝ *throws stick* you seem to be in a sticky situation. ❞
❝ *throws bone* i have a bone to pick with you. ❞
❝ i have the power, that’s all i’m gonna say. ❞
❝ is that a crying laughing emoji? ❞
❝ i am attempting to enjoy myself, and apparently, that is the antithesis of all your values. ❞
❝ my laptop is broken. it does not work. there is, uh, burn marks all over it. ❞
❝ i love you, too....WAIT WAIT WAIT, i didn’t want to make that commitment. uh, i like you a lot, as a friend. ❞
❝ there’s two things you can do here: watch baseball or watch the corn. ❞
❝ ms. frizzle has hot lesbian sex. ❞
❝ i’ve just written a song about tortillas. ❞
❝ i’m just gonna say it once: i think you’re full of shit. ❞
❝ why do you expect me to be able to do all these things? ❞
❝ you can’t just keep saying “you know me” and expect me to know you better. ❞
❝ can you calm down? you’re creating a ruckus. ❞
❝ you like dick and balls? ❞
❝ are you planning on burning down another treehouse? ‘cause i wanna be there when it happens. ❞
❝ you think this is a fucking joke? you think this is a game? ❞
❝ dude, fuck old people, man. ❞
❝ i’m gonna come clean with you: there’s a price on your head. ❞
❝ never have i ever turned down the opportunity to suck the shit out of a dick. ❞
❝ are you gay? ARE YOU GAY? ❞
❝ silence the weak, that’s what i say. ❞
❝ what kind of follower of jesus christ are you? ❞
❝ that’s communism! you’re a tyrant! ❞
❝ today has been SO upsetting. ❞
❝ you’re a paranoid little baby. ❞
❝ who is obama? i am obama. ❞