Demon Est Deus Inversus

You’re so charming. -sighs-

And you're so late to the party.

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[x] Oh, disgusting.

[x] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back.

[x] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[x] Sure. Where we goin?

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[x] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[x] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[x] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

"I want to smack you but I feel like you’d tear my arm off."

"Hmpf." He crosses his arms, staring the taller male. "That’s not so nice, Sir."

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh, disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[x] Slap/Push Punch you away

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[x] No. You can’t handle my d. It would come out your fuckin' mouth, squirt.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.